The Pokemons

1. (Plural Noun)
The group of people in your school who never stopped watching Pokemon, fail to bathe on a daily basis, become strangely obsessed with the marching band and instruments that they can't play for shit, and draw furries.

1. "The Pokemons are talking about band again."
2. "The Pokemons are looking at furries in the computer lab."

The Pokemons by AmazinglySexy December 3, 2006

The Pokemon 

When one is set on a mission to obtain every sexually transmitted disease.

Lisa: I'm sorry John but I have something i need to tell you, I have Herpes, you should get tested to see if you do too.

John: Ohh, don't worry Lisa, I'm going for the pokemon, so I probably gave you the herpes, and you might see some new symptoms soon.

The Pokemon by Robertson Howard February 5, 2008

the pokemon 

The pokemon is when you are fucking a girl from behind and right before you finish you throw a tennis ball at her. After she turns around proceed to cum in her face and yell "Go (your favorite pokemons name)!"

pikachu is everyones favorite. the pokemon

the pokemon by jesus is a gardener July 31, 2007

The Pokémon Affect 

When you are playing Pokemon Go and you walk off a bridge so your mom that can't swim jumps in to save you but your treading water and your mom is sinking so you shout for help and three other guys that can't swim jump in to help but they all sink to the bottom so after you get out of the water you are charged with unnecessary manslaughter.

Random Prisoner:" What are you in for?"
You:"The Pokémon Affect"

The Pokémon Affect by TOMDARAK May 5, 2020

the pokemon fuck 

Inserting your DICK into a Pokeball and then sticking the pokeball in a girls ass.

The pokemon fuck hurts my asshole

the pokemon fuck by Swagnigger February 15, 2014

Walking the Pokemon 

1. Taking your Pokemon for a walk in its Pokewalker
2. Synonymous for masturbation

There is a new device with Pokemon Heart Gold/Soul Silver that lets you take your Pokemon with you walking, known as the Pokewalker. It features a lot of Pokemon not found within the games themselves that you can catch, but you have to walk a lot in order to unlock some of the locations. In order to cheat the system, i.e. not walk every where, you have to simulate the walking motion with an analogous motion. Some people hold it in their hand and move their hands up and down in a straight motion, which if observed without noticing the Pokewalker in one's hand, looks quite a bit like a hand gesture for masturbation.

A: In between calls at work, I like walking the Pokemon. Now if you excuse me, I need to go masturbate.

Walking the Pokemon by Arashmin April 29, 2010

The Pokémon battle 

A sexual act while you and a friend of yours hides in your homies closet while he fucks his step-sister(or anyone, it’s doesn’t matter but it’s best if it’s the step-sis) in a Pokémon costume and then cum on each other preferably while screaming that Pokémon’s name

Hey jack, remember when we did The Pokémon Battle in johns closet?
Yeah, it’s was great!

The Pokémon battle by IGotAidsFromAMintChipCookie October 27, 2020