When one is set on a mission to obtain every sexually transmitted disease.
Lisa: I'm sorry John but I have something i need to tell you, I have Herpes, you should get tested to see if you do too.
John: Ohh, don't worry Lisa, I'm going for the pokemon, so I probably gave you the herpes, and you might see some new symptoms soon.
The act of making a girl leave after a night of sexual destruction by telling her that he has clymydia/crabs/etc. and that he is pretty sure its going to be cold today but dont try to take any of his clothes when you leave, even though you lost your pants and didnt wear a jacket.
Travis used the sunday confessional because he was too hung over to even get out of his loft and ehhh it was kind of chilly.