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The Playbook

by Barney Stinson and was published on October 5, 2010 by Touchstone Books.
The Playbook teaches you every trick, scam and con every used by Barney (How I Met Your Mother), from the most basic moves to the more advanced and complicated approaches to charming a girl.
The Don't Drink That
The Mrs. Stinsfire
The Lorenzo Von Matterhorn
The SNASA
The Cheap Trick
The He's Not Coming
The Ted Mosby
My Penis Grants Wishes
The Scuba Diver
^^Moves in "The Playbook"
The Playbook by NoaCherryyxX November 29, 2011
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The Playbook

The ultimate source to get you laid
P1:Hey dude I found the playbook
P2:Dude that's legendary

Open up the playbook

When a person who is currently sandbagging in an activity suddenly decides to give their full skill/effort into it.

The term originates from American football coaches tending to have conservative play calling until a game-changing scenario shows up, by which they "open up their playbooks" (e.g., trick plays) to gain an edge over their opponent.
The pro Mario Kart player had to open up the playbook against his amateur friends after finishing no higher than 3rd after every race.

the Palin Playbook 

An approach to decision making that is characterized by a lack of principles, organization and long-term planning, usually resulting in disasters where every subsequent action makes the situation worse
That server upgrade went so badly it must have been right out of the Palin Playbook
the Palin Playbook by radgtr July 10, 2009
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026