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The Playbook

by Barney Stinson and was published on October 5, 2010 by Touchstone Books.
The Playbook teaches you every trick, scam and con every used by Barney (How I Met Your Mother), from the most basic moves to the more advanced and complicated approaches to charming a girl.
The Don't Drink That
The Mrs. Stinsfire
The Lorenzo Von Matterhorn
The SNASA
The Cheap Trick
The He's Not Coming
The Ted Mosby
My Penis Grants Wishes
The Scuba Diver
^^Moves in "The Playbook"
The Playbook by NoaCherryyxX November 29, 2011
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The Playbook

The ultimate source to get you laid
P1:Hey dude I found the playbook
P2:Dude that's legendary

Open up the playbook

When a person who is currently sandbagging in an activity suddenly decides to give their full skill/effort into it.

The term originates from American football coaches tending to have conservative play calling until a game-changing scenario shows up, by which they "open up their playbooks" (e.g., trick plays) to gain an edge over their opponent.
The pro Mario Kart player had to open up the playbook against his amateur friends after finishing no higher than 3rd after every race.

the Palin Playbook 

An approach to decision making that is characterized by a lack of principles, organization and long-term planning, usually resulting in disasters where every subsequent action makes the situation worse
That server upgrade went so badly it must have been right out of the Palin Playbook
the Palin Playbook by radgtr July 10, 2009

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026