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The Playbook

by Barney Stinson and was published on October 5, 2010 by Touchstone Books.
The Playbook teaches you every trick, scam and con every used by Barney (How I Met Your Mother), from the most basic moves to the more advanced and complicated approaches to charming a girl.
The Don't Drink That
The Mrs. Stinsfire
The Lorenzo Von Matterhorn
The SNASA
The Cheap Trick
The He's Not Coming
The Ted Mosby
My Penis Grants Wishes
The Scuba Diver
^^Moves in "The Playbook"
The Playbook by NoaCherryyxX November 29, 2011
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The Playbook

The ultimate source to get you laid
P1:Hey dude I found the playbook
P2:Dude that's legendary

Open up the playbook

When a person who is currently sandbagging in an activity suddenly decides to give their full skill/effort into it.

The term originates from American football coaches tending to have conservative play calling until a game-changing scenario shows up, by which they "open up their playbooks" (e.g., trick plays) to gain an edge over their opponent.
The pro Mario Kart player had to open up the playbook against his amateur friends after finishing no higher than 3rd after every race.

the Palin Playbook 

An approach to decision making that is characterized by a lack of principles, organization and long-term planning, usually resulting in disasters where every subsequent action makes the situation worse
That server upgrade went so badly it must have been right out of the Palin Playbook
the Palin Playbook by radgtr July 10, 2009

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
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