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The Platypus 

When you get head from a girl while playing a video game. preferrably Halo 3.
It was awsome last night. I was playing Halo and this girl gave me the platypus.
The Platypus by Ryland M March 25, 2008
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perry the platypus 

a beautiful blue detective. hottest platypus to ever exist.
guy 1: “do you guys remember Phineas and Ferb?”
guy 2: “oh, i only remember the hottest, perry the platypus.”

perry the platypus 

semi-aquatic egg laying mammal of action. doobie doobie doo da
Curse you perry the platypus!!!

Perry the platypus 

Hes a semi aquatic egg-laying mammal of action! hes a furry little flat foot who'll never flinch from a fra ee ay ee ay

hes got more then just mad skill hes got a bever tail and a bill and the women swoon whenever they hear him say

grgrgrgrgrgrgrg! hes perry perry the platypus but you can call him agent p perry! i said you can call him agent p AGENT P!
1. HES PERRY PERRY THE PLATYPUS
2.I want some of perrys platypussy

Perry the platypus 

He is Phineas and Ferb's pet platypus who they say doesn't do much but is actually a secret agent for major Monogram and his arch-nemesis is Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz
Perry the platypus, what an unexpected surprise, and by unexpected, I mean... completely expected!
Perry the platypus by topaz6 April 18, 2010

curse you perry the platypus 

A term said by Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz, whenever Agent P foils his plans of ruling the Tri State Area.

Since it aired on disney, instead of "Go to fucking hell you retarded platypus" they said "curse you perry the platypus"

perry the platypus 2 

On January 16th if someone sends this to you they want to ask you out but are too shy
"Lily search perry the platypus 2 on urban dictionary "
Wait its January 16th yes i will mark
perry the platypus 2 by Not_drunk74 January 15, 2021
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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