The Pizza Man

"The Pizza Man" is a scene from the popular television show Supernatural. In the scene, Castiel is watching the TV while Sam and Dean are researching. He then says "It's very complex. If the pizza man truly loves this babysitter, then why does he keep slapping her rear? Perhaps she's done something wrong?", as he had been watching porn.

Castiel: *Kisses Meg*
Meg: Where did that come from?
Castiel: I learned that from the pizza man.

The Pizza Man by DestielLover4Life June 28, 2019

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Kénji The Pizza Man

Literally the fucking incarnate of God's Holy will. He has the magic ability to deliver pizza to anyone in the known universe. His pizza company is rather special being named "Pizza Nut". His Pizza is made of the finest Tiddy milk dough harvested from the most organic anime girls. Don't get him mad cause he'll eat your ass through your mouth then steal your toenail collection jar. His side abilities include being a complete fucking nuisance, kik findering thots, and fucking over everyone in a general area.

Customer: "Ay yo gimme one of them Large Tiddy Milk Dough extra furry meat Pizza, extra mayonnaise on that bitch"

Kénji The Pizza Man: "Yeah Yeah Homie I gotchu bitch I'll be there in a couple weeks"

Kénji The Pizza Man by Kénji Lescara March 13, 2019

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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