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“Have you heard about “The Pat?”

“My ultimate goal in life is to be a member. I’m working in my application video for next year. As they say, excellence, commitment, humility.”
The Pat by Patcommish September 4, 2021
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The act of checking both your front pockets with your hands without actaully going inside the pocket to make sure you have everything. Includes checking for your cell phone, wallet, keys, etc. (usually all of these). If you don't feel the items you are looking for you may move onto checking your other pockets.
Before I left I did the pat to make sure I had everything
the pat by EFarr November 29, 2007

The Pat Benatar 

While receiving fellatio, you give a female a short hair cut. Upon climax you have said female sing "hit me with your best shot" as you cum on her new do........fire awaaaaaaaaaaay!
Justins mom loves The Pat Benatar. Shes a good singer.

the pat sullivan 

when you jerk four times in one day
withoput lotion or lubricant resulting in sores on your penis
"hey rasheed, i jerked off 4 times saturday without loition and now i have asore on it" , pat sullivan
the pat sullivan by sheed April 23, 2005

The Pat McAfee Show 

The best show on YouTube hosted by the NFLs greatest punter ever!
I am currently watching The Pat McAfee Show with the boys.
The Pat McAfee Show by DK MetcaIf December 4, 2020

The Pat Borders 

The Pat Borders is a sex move in where the girl on top squats on your cock while facing ahead. She then bounces up and down like shes trying to throw out the man stealing second.
The Pat Borders is a tribute to the former Blue Jays back catcher, the one and only...Pat Borders.

The Pat Sajak

The act of becoming sexually aroused while spinning on an office chair in the center of a circle of naked women while using the penis to slap the posteriors of said women. General practice is that upon stopping of the spin, intercourse is had to the point where the objective woman utters as many vowel sounds as possible.
I never expected to do The Pat Sajak while at the swingers party last night.
The Pat Sajak by Slash Nguyen May 20, 2011
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
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