the osbournes

The best famous-people-family reality show ever. better than all those stupid ones like newlyweds, meet the barkers, til death do us part, or Run's house.

typical show of the osbournes

ozzy: mmmmugghmuuh *BEEP* muummmugghbl
sharon: oh ozzy! your such a *BEEP* *BEEP*
kelly: i'm not on *BEEP* drugs, you people are so *BEEP* *BEEP*
Jack: mum, kelly is SO on *BEEP* drugs, she doesn't have kidney failure like shes *BEEP* saying, she's too *BEEP* young. i'm going off to a *BEEP* awards show now.

the osbournes by Angelacia June 13, 2007

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The Osbournes

a real funny/stupid family which makes me laugh whatever they do

The Osbournes by Anonymous July 14, 2003

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The Shi Osborne

When you have 5 kills and blame the whole team for your mistakes.

(The shi osborne) OMG HE IS SO TRASH YET I HAVE 5 kills AND HE HAS 40

The Shi Osborne by Igetcarriedbyjakubjakobiakincs April 11, 2020

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The Ozzy Osbourne

Everyone's favorite sex position named after the Prince of Darkness. Leave this one to your imagination.

Yeah man, I pulled the Ozzy Osbourne on her last night. She loved it!

The Ozzy Osbourne by KauzyKay April 17, 2020

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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