the osbournes

The best famous-people-family reality show ever. better than all those stupid ones like newlyweds, meet the barkers, til death do us part, or Run's house.

typical show of the osbournes

ozzy: mmmmugghmuuh *BEEP* muummmugghbl
sharon: oh ozzy! your such a *BEEP* *BEEP*
kelly: i'm not on *BEEP* drugs, you people are so *BEEP* *BEEP*
Jack: mum, kelly is SO on *BEEP* drugs, she doesn't have kidney failure like shes *BEEP* saying, she's too *BEEP* young. i'm going off to a *BEEP* awards show now.

the osbournes by Angelacia June 13, 2007

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The Osbournes

a real funny/stupid family which makes me laugh whatever they do

The Osbournes by Anonymous July 14, 2003

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The Shi Osborne

When you have 5 kills and blame the whole team for your mistakes.

(The shi osborne) OMG HE IS SO TRASH YET I HAVE 5 kills AND HE HAS 40

The Shi Osborne by Igetcarriedbyjakubjakobiakincs April 11, 2020

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The Ozzy Osbourne

Everyone's favorite sex position named after the Prince of Darkness. Leave this one to your imagination.

Yeah man, I pulled the Ozzy Osbourne on her last night. She loved it!

The Ozzy Osbourne by KauzyKay April 17, 2020

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

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Walky-Talky

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber

Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”

Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021

Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

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Scrapnel

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.

"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"

Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025

Word of the Day on August 2, 2026

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