The best famous-people-family reality show ever. better than all those stupid ones like newlyweds, meet the barkers, til death do us part, or Run's house.
typical show of the osbournes

ozzy: mmmmugghmuuh *BEEP* muummmugghbl
sharon: oh ozzy! your such a *BEEP* *BEEP*
kelly: i'm not on *BEEP* drugs, you people are so *BEEP* *BEEP*
Jack: mum, kelly is SO on *BEEP* drugs, she doesn't have kidney failure like shes *BEEP* saying, she's too *BEEP* young. i'm going off to a *BEEP* awards show now.
by Angelacia May 25, 2007
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This is the short form of Osbourn High School in Manassas, VA. For the most part, it's a fairly boring place. Unfortunately, the school is of the shittiest quality and the adminstration is corrupt to the harsh detriment of the students. With many stupid and senile teachers, it's a wonder any students manage to be accepted into college at all. It's a shame so many tax payers pay for their children to be cheated out of an education.
-"Hey do you like your high school?"
-"Nah man, I go to Osbourn."
by osbournsucks February 20, 2016
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a real funny/stupid family which makes me laugh whatever they do
by Anonymous July 14, 2003
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Verb: To osbourne something is to brutally maul and/or decapitate something. Named after George Osbourne, Chancellor of the Exchequer from 2010, who made a lot of spending cuts.
Wow, that wolverine osbourned that tramp!
by SpeedFreak01 January 15, 2011
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(verb) To take what would normally be a simple and straightforward task or process and screw it up royally. To mess up an operation which seems like a sure thing. To choke.
The move to Intel chips could be a great thing for the company...provided Apple doesn't osbourne it.
by Mitch Kowalski June 07, 2005
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To be so high/drunk/both that it's all you can do to drag your body around like Ozzy Osbourne.
I shouldn't have had those painkillers on top of all that beer. I'm completely Osbourned now.
by Marc GJ May 21, 2004
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The guy who always fucks shit up...
1SGT: Dont be like Osbourne, Osbourne would fuck that shit all up.
by 1SGT February 07, 2005
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