The Mounts

Tiny Boy About 5'4". Gets Cheated on by females who look like males with bowl cuts. His Corny Jokes Always crack himself and Jayden C Batts up but nobody else, Dem shits gay. Somehow manages to be worse than no other than The Tala. He manages to be secret lovers with BrumTits. Second Largest beta male. He Loves the smell of The Batts's tight Bussy.

The Mounts be Semper Sometimes.

by FlahPeanuts May 18, 2022

cumming around the mountain

When a woman gets-off by rubbing herself on your chest.

Man, after the season finale of "Idol" last week, there was a huge after party. I hear that Paula Abdul was Cumming Around the Mountain on one of the contestants! I wish I was there!

by richard vendor October 22, 2012

The Mountain Goats

The Mountain Goats is a Durham, North Carolina-based band, led by American singer-songwriter John Darnielle. Darnielle began recording in 1991, and is known for his highly literate lyrics and (until 2002) his lo-fi recording style.1 The Mountain Goats' recent members have comprised the core trio of Darnielle, Peter Hughes on bass guitar, and Jon Wurster on drums.

"Have you heard the new The Mountain Goats album?"

"Nah Man"

"Check it out it's sweet"

by The Eleventh Doctor November 29, 2009

of the Mountain

Adjective.

Added to one's name this is a general reference of one's superior strength or toughness.

Dude, you just broke that deer's neck with your bare hands. Who are you Brian of the Mountain?

by rpetras April 27, 2008

Fuck of the Mountain

Noun.

Refering to a person of large physical stature, or strength.

To pull off the name "Fuck", you've gotta be tough.

If you're a mountain man, your double tough.

Dude, you're so tough they should name you Fuck of the Mountain.

by rpetras April 27, 2008

BIT THE MOUNTAIN

To be owned while snowboarding or skiing. Falling hard or wiping out on the mountain. To fail at landing a jump or big stunt while snowboarding or skiing. It is even worse when done in front of females.

Wow, Tj just bit the mountain and now his face is all bloodied up! He should pick himself up and go wipe off his vagina.

by Metalharvester September 21, 2009

Robespierre coming down the mountain

When you realize someone you had respected has lost their mind you would refer to them as "Robespierre coming down the mountain" in reference to Robespierre's Cult of the Supreme Being festival in which he appeared at the top of a 'paper mache' mountain constructed in the center of Paris in a toga and decended to give a speech. Many saw this as proof that he thought he was more than human and had lost touch with reality.

"Oh, here's Robespierre coming down the mountain!"

by The Real Honeybear May 3, 2009