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The Morgan

Pretending to befriend someone after relentlessly bullying them, just to stab them in the back for amusement years later.
I thought she was cool then she pulled The Morgan on me.
The Morgan by Kirilyx August 18, 2022
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The Morgan Freeman 

When someone is eating your ass and you shart giving them freckles on their face.
My girlfriend farted while I was eating her booty, when I went to the mirror to clean my face; I noticed an uncanny resemblance the Morgan Freeman.
The Morgan Freeman by Thompison333 October 17, 2019

The Morgan Freeman Effect 

When you see a phrase related to a movie or TV show in text and you immediately hear the actors voice in your head as you read it.

Examples: "Hasta la Vista baby." "Say hello to my little friend." "Here's Johnny!" "Sickness must be purged."
The reason this is referred to as "The Morgan Freeman effect" is because Morgans voice is so distinct and ingrained in peoples memories that it is notoriously and extremely easy to recall when seeing his picture or reading a quote by him.

The Morgan Freeman Theory

"The theory that everyone thinks and/or accepted that God looks like Morgan Freeman".

Used on the Colbert Report (reference to the movie Bruce Almighty)
I have recently fallen victim to The Morgan Freeman Theory
The Morgan Freeman Theory by JoeBee January 18, 2008

The Morgan Freeman Effect 

The effect where, when reading a passage of text, the internal monologue is in Morgan Freeman's voice rather than your own.
"When I read the Ten Commandments, I totally get the Morgan Freeman Effect."

The Morgan Effect 

The Morgan Effect began in the year 2010, when a pop/punk band named Chasing Morgan began to play music. They began to gain to gain popularity quickly. This popularity soon bacame fame. When the fame came along the Morgan Effect really went into action. The Morgan Effect soon became the uncontrollable action for females to remove clothing when hearing music from the band Chasing Morgan.
I was at the Chasing Morgan concert when the "Morgan Effect" went into action.

The Morgan Effect was crazy! Every single girl was naked!

The Morgan Effect started and there wasn't one girl standing with clothes on.
The Morgan Effect by Chasing Morgan January 19, 2011

The Morgan Freeman Effect 

When a person is attractive as a whole, but has a few qualities that are unattractive. The Morgan Freeman Effect states that those unattractive qualities become just as attractive as the other qualities. It is called the Morgan Freeman Effect because when you look at Morgan Freeman, a semi-decent actor, with a more than amazing voice, you think everything about him is extremely fantastic. This happens because of the one quality he is famous for, his soothing, gentle, massaging voice. This makes the fact that he is an okay actor completely irrelevant, because he is fucking Morgan Freeman.
Guy- "Why do you think shes so hot??? She has such a huge nose!!"
Friend- "I don't know, I think its kinda cute."
Guy- "Ahhh! The Morgan Freeman Effect at its finest."
The Morgan Freeman Effect by Super713 February 13, 2013
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I hit a real purple patch.

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