The Monacle
a sexual position in which a girl puts caviar (something somone with a monacle might eat) in to her mouth and then performs oral sex on a male
The Monacle by JoepaP December 9, 2008
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The Monocle
The Monocle by SayThwat February 5, 2009
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The Monacle • The Monocle • The Cloudy Monocle • The Reverse Monocle • the • the game • the O • The Beatles • the boy • the shit
The Cloudy Monocle
John: That vagrant over there just gave me the cloudy monocle...
Roger: Like he handed you a vintage piece of eyewear?
John: No he fucking jizzed in my fucking eye!
Roger: Like he handed you a vintage piece of eyewear?
John: No he fucking jizzed in my fucking eye!
The Cloudy Monocle by PolarKingBear January 2, 2010
The Reverse Monocle
A variation of the (Eye) Socket Fuck...Having someone take out their prosthetic eye and assume the doggy style position. Wedge the eye in the butt crack, just above the balloon knot. Have great sex...for a twist on The Pirate, try the Pirate Monocle, pull out on cum on the fake eye. Kicking in the shin or equivalent is optional...
"Hey Boss..."
..."Yeah?"
"You remember that hot chick with the fake eye?"
..."Yeah"
"I did the The Reverse Monocle all over her ass last night...Arrgh..."
..."Nice..."
..."Yeah?"
"You remember that hot chick with the fake eye?"
..."Yeah"
"I did the The Reverse Monocle all over her ass last night...Arrgh..."
..."Nice..."
The Reverse Monocle by The real Keyser Soze April 13, 2013
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