The Monacle

a sexual position in which a girl puts caviar (something somone with a monacle might eat) in to her mouth and then performs oral sex on a male

Damn Stacy would try anything...even the Monacle.

by JoepaP December 9, 2008

The Monocle

When you remove a girl’s glass eye and thrust your penis in and out of her eye socket.

I monocled her last night

I want to stab my girlfriend’s eye out so I can do "The Monocle" on her.

by SayThwat February 5, 2009

The Cloudy Monocle

The act of ejaculating in someones eye.

John: That vagrant over there just gave me the cloudy monocle...

Roger: Like he handed you a vintage piece of eyewear?

John: No he fucking jizzed in my fucking eye!

by PolarKingBear January 2, 2010

The Reverse Monocle

A variation of the (Eye) Socket Fuck...Having someone take out their prosthetic eye and assume the doggy style position. Wedge the eye in the butt crack, just above the balloon knot. Have great sex...for a twist on The Pirate, try the Pirate Monocle, pull out on cum on the fake eye. Kicking in the shin or equivalent is optional...

"Hey Boss..."
..."Yeah?"
"You remember that hot chick with the fake eye?"
..."Yeah"
"I did the The Reverse Monocle all over her ass last night...Arrgh..."
..."Nice..."

by The real Keyser Soze April 13, 2013