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The Moldster 

the most EVIL mothafucka you'll ever SEE!!

BatMUFE: "He killed my goldie and my parents who are also Mufe Waynes parents. Wait, that doesnt sound right, hey, dont go thinking im Mufe Wayne just cuz we have the same parents its not nice to ACCUSE PEOPLE YOU KNOW!!! By the way, for your information, I'm Mufe Wayne. I MEANT--- Uhhh Uuhhhh-- MUFUS Wayne--- I meant uhh uhhh uhhh- Matches, yeahhhh Matches Malone, that sounds good doesnt it?"
the moldster is an evil bastard
The Moldster by BatMUFE February 1, 2025
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Lester The Molester 

Lester is spying on us through the cameras!”

“Lester the Molester back at it again

chester the molester 

"Chester the Molester" was a comic strip from Hustler magazine, of a dirty old man who always wore skid-marked panties on his head. It was written by Dwaine B. Tinsley and ran for 13 years, in the 80's and 90's.
Did you see this month's "Chester the Molester" cartoon in Hustler?
chester the molester by McHoon January 28, 2010

chester the molester 

used to describe usually a male who is creepy and perverted.
The guy in the Buick scoping out the high school cheerleaders across the street is such a Chester Molester.
chester the molester by erin October 26, 2004

ed the molester 

the guy who's name is unknown and he lives at the end of the street. but be careful, he wants to eat your testicles.
ohhhh shit!! watch out its ed the molester!!!
ed the molester by jizz in ma mouth September 9, 2011

lester the molester 

A commonly used term to describe Lester Handeland from Estherville Iowa who takes advantage of sweet old ladies.
"Hey, did you hear Lester the Molester said he needed more 2 x 6's from the big barn?"
lester the molester by Dave Bover November 29, 2013

The Molester 

n. The Molester has various unique characteristics. Often seen associating with his good friend The Lurker at NASCAR events, he preys on fat chicks and teenage boys. He can easily be identified by his Looney Toons tee-shirt tucked into blue jean shorts with no belt. He calls cruising the parking lot at the race "grazing". His trademark saying is "Sup' brah?" Beware.
"The Molester is at it again. I heard he bagged Big Brenda and little Timmy last weekend."
The Molester by LukeDuke December 23, 2004