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The Micah Method 

Hanging yourself while watching wierd japanese porn and seeing if you can splooch before your air supply is cut off. Typically, “Have Nageela” is blasted whole preforming this act.
“Hey bro, where’s Micah?”
“Ya dude, I think he’s trying to complete The Micah Method in his room.”
The Micah Method by Sewer Jew August 20, 2018

Micah the Red Head 

Micah is a great friend yet short-tempered. It seems as if his height doesn't make his blood boil slower but you know when he's mad because the red really comes out.
Micah is as red as a tomato (I guess that's why they call him Micah the Red Head )because someone said all gingers must DIE

The Michael Jackson Vault 

1. The place where Michael Jackson mini movie’s go when they are not on YouTube for free on “The Official Michael Jackson” YouTube channel. But come out to see the light of day on rare occasion.

2. Also can be used to say as a figure of speech as a rare occurrence like “Once in a Blue Moon”.
Person 1: Hey did you see yesterday that they finally took out a movie from The Michael Jackson Vault?

Person 2: No. What one is it this time?

Person 1: “Ghosts”

Person 2: Cool I’ll have to watch it before they put it back in The Michael Jackson Vault.

im the Michael Jordan of

a statement people use to say that they are amazing in a paticular thing.
jim: yo dude im the michael jordan of halo, noone can stop me.
bill: yeah man you dominate.

the michael jones 

A drink were you eat 12 lava cakes then give a friend a dirty Sanchez with the chocolate and then chase it with everclear
Right after he took the Michael Jones he threw up for hours
the michael jones by zon72 November 2, 2013

The Michael Phenomenon

A strange occurrence whereby a number of factors lead to an individual not ever being friend-zoned. The individual is always single and likely not looking for anyone, but is unable to create a friend-zone. They are always very good looking and good around members of the opposite gender.
"No one seems to just want to be friends with me. I just don't get it."
"Are you looking for anyone?"
"No, not really."
"I think you are experiencing the Michael Phenomenon."
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Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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