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The Micah Method 

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Hanging yourself while watching wierd japanese porn and seeing if you can splooch before your air supply is cut off. Typically, “Have Nageela” is blasted whole preforming this act.
“Hey bro, where’s Micah?”
“Ya dude, I think he’s trying to complete The Micah Method in his room.”
The Micah Method by Sewer Jew August 20, 2018
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The Micah • The Micah Method • Micah the Red Head • the michael • The Michael Cera Rule • The Michael Barrymore Special • the Michael bay effect • the michael brown effect • The Michael Cera Water Hose • The Michael Clayton

Micah the Red Head 

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Micah is a great friend yet short-tempered. It seems as if his height doesn't make his blood boil slower but you know when he's mad because the red really comes out.
Micah is as red as a tomato (I guess that's why they call him Micah the Red Head )because someone said all gingers must DIE
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The Michael Jackson Vault 

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1. The place where Michael Jackson mini movie’s go when they are not on YouTube for free on “The Official Michael Jackson” YouTube channel. But come out to see the light of day on rare occasion.

2. Also can be used to say as a figure of speech as a rare occurrence like “Once in a Blue Moon”.
Person 1: Hey did you see yesterday that they finally took out a movie from The Michael Jackson Vault?

Person 2: No. What one is it this time?

Person 1: “Ghosts”

Person 2: Cool I’ll have to watch it before they put it back in The Michael Jackson Vault.
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im the Michael Jordan of

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a statement people use to say that they are amazing in a paticular thing.
jim: yo dude im the michael jordan of halo, noone can stop me.
bill: yeah man you dominate.
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the michael jones 

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A drink were you eat 12 lava cakes then give a friend a dirty Sanchez with the chocolate and then chase it with everclear
Right after he took the Michael Jones he threw up for hours
the michael jones by zon72 November 2, 2013
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The Michael Phenomenon

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A strange occurrence whereby a number of factors lead to an individual not ever being friend-zoned. The individual is always single and likely not looking for anyone, but is unable to create a friend-zone. They are always very good looking and good around members of the opposite gender.
"No one seems to just want to be friends with me. I just don't get it."
"Are you looking for anyone?"
"No, not really."
"I think you are experiencing the Michael Phenomenon."
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