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The Meatball

A ritual in which the person is covered in marinara sauce and tickled until they can no longer stand it
Before we let him into our gang we hit him with the meatball
by BingBing201785 August 22, 2019
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the meatball is in the sauce

When she is on her period and u stick a nut in.
by \m/666 March 13, 2017
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The Meatball Man

The Meatball Man is a wrester, boxer, mascot, and former olympian. Though he is famous for being an athletic icon for the past 40 years, he is rarely seen in public, and therefore has many imposters--especially throughout the streets of Alabama. Some imposters have been identified:
Howie Mandell
The infamous Johnny Methlab
Danny DeVito
Mel B
Land and Sea Goblins

Some other famous Hollywood celebrities are seen, but not as often.
For the duration of his wrestling career, The Meatball Man was known as "The Ultimate Meatball" or "Meatball the Great".

We hope you're doing well, Meatball Man. We know you're out there.
LOOK, OVER THERE! IT'S THE MEATBALL MAN!!

wait..

*rips off costume* JOHNNY METHLAB?
*rips off mask* HOWIE MANDELL?
*rips off mask* DANNY DEVITO?
*rips off mask* DONALD TRUMP?
*rips off mask* MEL B?
*rips off mask* HOLY SHIT IT'S A LAND GOBLIN!
*rips off mask* HOLY SHIT IT'S A SEA GOBLIN!!
*rips off mask* .....JOHNNY METHLAB?!
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Roll the Meatball

Verb. meatball rolled, roll~ing the meatball

1. A psychological trope used by all men since the Neanderthal (mostly unknown to women), as seen in the 50's Disney movie "Lady and the Tramp."

To forgo ones manly rights and appear submissive so that your "bitch" bends over and takes it from the "alpha dog" that you are.
Anthony: "I effed up, Shaniqua asked me if she looked butters in that dress... I had to be honest! shit looked like a lion mauled a lampshade! We ent had sex for weeks!"

Rob: "Shit man, why didn't you just roll the meatball and save yourself the blue balls?"
by Darkwun November 24, 2011
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The Fat Meatball

The Fat Meatball is a nickname given to a fat, Italian kid named Michael Scotto who lives somewhere in Marlton, New Jeresy. The name "The Fat Meatball" comes from his round appearance and his Italian heritage. He constantly boasts about how great he is at sports, while he himself isn't really that great at sports at all. He sometimes wears a New York Knicks basketball jeresy, apparently basketball is the most popular sport at his school so he wears it in an attempt to look cool. His cocky attitude toward his popularity and his amazing ability to play sports often results in many jokes being made about him. He also has the nickname "Chicken Nugget" because sources say his mother makes him chicken almost everyday for him for dinner.
Matt: The Fat Meatball was telling me how he would cross me up in basketball. So I dunked on him and he left crying.
Hunter: Ha ha. He thinks hes so good at everything he does. Today we played hockey in gym, and he yelled at the goalie because he let a couple shots in. So The Fat Meatball took kis place as goalie. He let in around 12 or so shots. By the way, does he even know what 'crossing up' is?
Matt: Nope.
Hunter: -lol-
by loldeadbabiesftw April 17, 2014
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The spicy meatball

When you rub hot peppers and pour hot sauce on your penis and then fuck a girl and make it burn the inside of her vagina. You usually should only perform this if you are Hispanic, because your skin is more used to hot foods and you are more tolerant of spicyness
That Mexican construction worker across the street told me he used the spicy meatball on that one white bitch and her pussy was stained red and burnt like hell! Lol that guy is crazy.
by Themeatballman November 9, 2012
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The Swedish meatball

after ordering a swedish guy online u take him back to ur house,tie him up and hang him upsidedown.
after 10 days of starvation you feel bad for him. you then begin to chop of ur testicals and feed them to him. after inserting the balls into the swedins mouth you duck tape it shut and see how long it takes for him to swallow.
"yea dude i would deff. give tht guy a The swedish meatball"
by DougYGaita May 13, 2008
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