The Mayonnaise
The taste you get when you are inhaleing the plastic fumes of his plastic bong while smoking out of it
The Mayonnaise by Mayonnaise Master December 10, 2005
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The Mayonnaise Packet
The mayonnaise packet is a sexual activity in which someone cream-pies someone and then proceeds to ground-pound their abdomen causing the "mayonnaise" to come out of the packet.
The Mayonnaise Packet by Squeem puncher August 6, 2021
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the mayonnaise on two quarter pounders
yo fellaz, remember the bitch from last night, I pulled the mayonnaise on those two quarter pounders
the mayonnaise on two quarter pounders by Fat Choke May 22, 2003
dippin in the mayonnaise
dippin in the mayonnaise by venum April 10, 2004
punching the mayonnaise container
punching the mayonnaise container by DonkeyPecker November 3, 2020
putting the lid on the mayonnaise
putting the lid on the mayonnaise by no original thoughts April 29, 2022
Slap the mayonnaise
1. When a woman slaps her clitoris during the act of masturbation. Examples can be found in a variety of pornographic films, including (but not limited to) CLAM SLAPPERS volumes 1-62, DIVING IN OYSTERS volume 6, and DADDY, DON'T! volume 16. This move was popularized by Nina Hartley in the 1983 film, PINK CANOE. 2. When a male reaches an orgasm of prodigious proportions. For examples, see any Peter North film. 3. Preparing a sandwich with mayonnaise. 4. The act of patting one's head and belly at the same time. Considered impossible by some, there have been several people throughout the years who have been able to accomplish this feat. According to old world legends, those who are capable of this also possess the ability to see the future and to control the thoughts of minor mammals. 5. An all-purpose phrase that can be applied to any questionable action. RELATED FACTS: When this phrase is used, it is not uncommon to accompany it with a gesture familiar to those who have seen THE KARATE KID. Both arms are swept across one's chest in unison, back and forth in a slapping gesture.
1. "Dude! Look at her slap the mayonnaise!"
2. "I'm gonna' slap the mayonnaise all over you, baby."
3. "I think I'm going to slap the mayonnaise on a few slices of bread."
4. "Shit! I didn't know slapping the mayonnaise was so difficult!"
5. "I'ma slap the mayonnaise all over this hizzie!"
2. "I'm gonna' slap the mayonnaise all over you, baby."
3. "I think I'm going to slap the mayonnaise on a few slices of bread."
4. "Shit! I didn't know slapping the mayonnaise was so difficult!"
5. "I'ma slap the mayonnaise all over this hizzie!"
Slap the mayonnaise by Tusitala July 29, 2009
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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