Mayonnaise

An instrument

No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument. (Lies)

by Lovelyjollylocks December 6, 2016

Mayonnaise

Drunk, drugged or otherwise inebreated.

Did you see how Joe was stumbling all over the place, he is totally mayonnaise.

by edisonbattery April 11, 2016

Mayonnaise

A word indicating the skeet, also known as semen, that is ejaculated from a man's sexual apparatus; when used in this context it always refers to a woman being either covered in or filled with the afformentioned term.

Dude, I was having sex with this one chick while making myself a sandwhich, first I put on the mayonnaise, then i pu ont the mayonnaise!!!

by Malcolm OSX April 23, 2006

Mayonnaise

Redneck version of saying man there is

Mayonnaise a lot of people here today

by Redneck2004 February 21, 2019

mayonnaise

The most disgusting thing in the whole world and also something that you should only use on a sandwich to make it less dry and if you use it otherwise you should die in a hole in the back of a corner store with a broken vending machine and you should also live with your ex

Mayonnaise is nasty just like yo Mama

by READ THIS SUCKERS April 18, 2020

mayonnaise

The extra skin that folds over between the bottom of a tight t-shirt and the top of a pair of low-rise jeans on a fat girl.

Dude, check out the mayonnaise on that bitch.

by Aquagimp February 17, 2009

Mayonnaise

A picky eater. Someone who won't try new things. A person that smears mayonnaise on everything.

mayonnaise on your steak? Really? What a mayonnaise face!

by bammulay March 10, 2011