Drunk, drugged or otherwise inebreated.
Did you see how Joe was stumbling all over the place, he is totally mayonnaise.
by edisonbattery April 11, 2016
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A word indicating the skeet, also known as semen, that is ejaculated from a man's sexual apparatus; when used in this context it always refers to a woman being either covered in or filled with the afformentioned term.
Dude, I was having sex with this one chick while making myself a sandwhich, first I put on the mayonnaise, then i pu ont the mayonnaise!!!
by Malcolm OSX April 23, 2006
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Redneck version of saying man there is
Mayonnaise a lot of people here today
by Redneck2004 February 21, 2019
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The most disgusting thing in the whole world and also something that you should only use on a sandwich to make it less dry and if you use it otherwise you should die in a hole in the back of a corner store with a broken vending machine and you should also live with your ex
Mayonnaise is nasty just like yo Mama
by READ THIS SUCKERS April 18, 2020
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The extra skin that folds over between the bottom of a tight t-shirt and the top of a pair of low-rise jeans on a fat girl.
by Aquagimp February 17, 2009
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A picky eater. Someone who won't try new things. A person that smears mayonnaise on everything.
mayonnaise on your steak? Really? What a mayonnaise face!
by bammulay March 10, 2011
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