The Mantis
The Mantis by Keeltor jesus June 16, 2018
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A form of female self-pleasuring that involves both hands entering and exiting the vagina one after the other. The hands are cupped and palms are facing downward. This motion resembles a praying mantis.
Amanda, fed up from the loneliness she felt from her most recent break-up, decided that tonight she would try the mantis and move on with her life.
the mantis by P Dickgod April 15, 2008
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the praying mantis
to have intercourse from behind with a partner, then grab the partner by the nostrels pulling up which will make the impression of a praying mantis.
the praying mantis by swollen motherfucker November 19, 2007
The Forbidden Mantis Technique
A forbidden technique which invokes the frenzied tearing and trashing power of a mantis mid-battle. Originally performed by LenKu Amada.
The Forbidden Mantis Technique by LenKu Amada May 11, 2004
the silent mantis
A charming and sodium-filled young fellow, he is a resident of teh pavilion and ate 39 ramen in 10 weeks.
the silent mantis by Sideshow Bob and Frenchy McMakeout April 13, 2004
Stannis The Mannis
Stannis Baratheon, The one true king of the seven kingdoms, the warrior of light, the grammar nazi, the ham.
AKA:
The daughter-burning, brother-slaying, priest-fucking son of a gun.
Old tales say that once you see him in front of you, you start feeling the urge to bend the knee.
AKA:
The daughter-burning, brother-slaying, priest-fucking son of a gun.
Old tales say that once you see him in front of you, you start feeling the urge to bend the knee.
"Dany is so boring, we need The Mannis back in our lives! "
*When there's only one slice of pizza left*
-I AM STANNIS THE MANNIS AND THIS IS MINE BY RIGHT.
*When your wife questions your financial decisions*
-Are you really going to waste hundreds of dollars on THAT?
-Thousands.
+Do you know what Stannis said when Ser Davos told him he was going to have less fans if he kept burning people alive?
-No
+Fewer.
*When there's only one slice of pizza left*
-I AM STANNIS THE MANNIS AND THIS IS MINE BY RIGHT.
*When your wife questions your financial decisions*
-Are you really going to waste hundreds of dollars on THAT?
-Thousands.
+Do you know what Stannis said when Ser Davos told him he was going to have less fans if he kept burning people alive?
-No
+Fewer.
Stannis The Mannis by KingOfTheAshes July 31, 2017
House the Manister Man
Also known as "Ben Harrison" a corrupt businessman best known for his Real Estate company with former co-owner, Jonas Micah Abernathy III. He is a direct relative of Benjamin Harrison (the 23rd President of the United States)
House the Manister Man by John Autismo August 29, 2022
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Striver
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
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- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
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SkyPesos
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- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
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Hate Draft
1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.
2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.
2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
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