The Mantis

Impractical way to jerk somebody off

Nigga she jerked me off with the Mantis

by Keeltor jesus June 16, 2018

the mantis

A form of female self-pleasuring that involves both hands entering and exiting the vagina one after the other. The hands are cupped and palms are facing downward. This motion resembles a praying mantis.

Amanda, fed up from the loneliness she felt from her most recent break-up, decided that tonight she would try the mantis and move on with her life.

by P Dickgod April 15, 2008

the praying mantis

to have intercourse from behind with a partner, then grab the partner by the nostrels pulling up which will make the impression of a praying mantis.

'cisco gave drew the praying mantis last night!'

by swollen motherfucker November 19, 2007

The Forbidden Mantis Technique

A forbidden technique which invokes the frenzied tearing and trashing power of a mantis mid-battle. Originally performed by LenKu Amada.

"He would just go Mantis on you."
"He couldn't compare to my mantis."
...
"That was nice."

by LenKu Amada May 11, 2004

the silent mantis

A charming and sodium-filled young fellow, he is a resident of teh pavilion and ate 39 ramen in 10 weeks.

the silent mantis just received the most severe pooting of his life from the preminator.

by Sideshow Bob and Frenchy McMakeout April 13, 2004

Stannis The Mannis

Stannis Baratheon, The one true king of the seven kingdoms, the warrior of light, the grammar nazi, the ham.

AKA:

The daughter-burning, brother-slaying, priest-fucking son of a gun.

Old tales say that once you see him in front of you, you start feeling the urge to bend the knee.

"Dany is so boring, we need The Mannis back in our lives! "

*When there's only one slice of pizza left*
-I AM STANNIS THE MANNIS AND THIS IS MINE BY RIGHT.

*When your wife questions your financial decisions*
-Are you really going to waste hundreds of dollars on THAT?
-Thousands.

+Do you know what Stannis said when Ser Davos told him he was going to have less fans if he kept burning people alive?
-No
+Fewer.

by KingOfTheAshes July 31, 2017

House the Manister Man

Also known as "Ben Harrison" a corrupt businessman best known for his Real Estate company with former co-owner, Jonas Micah Abernathy III. He is a direct relative of Benjamin Harrison (the 23rd President of the United States)

House the Manister Man sends his regards to your family.

by John Autismo August 29, 2022