The Mantis
The Mantis by Keeltor jesus June 16, 2018
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the mantis
A form of female self-pleasuring that involves both hands entering and exiting the vagina one after the other. The hands are cupped and palms are facing downward. This motion resembles a praying mantis.
Amanda, fed up from the loneliness she felt from her most recent break-up, decided that tonight she would try the mantis and move on with her life.
the mantis by P Dickgod April 15, 2008
the praying mantis
to have intercourse from behind with a partner, then grab the partner by the nostrels pulling up which will make the impression of a praying mantis.
the praying mantis by swollen motherfucker November 19, 2007
The Forbidden Mantis Technique
A forbidden technique which invokes the frenzied tearing and trashing power of a mantis mid-battle. Originally performed by LenKu Amada.
The Forbidden Mantis Technique by LenKu Amada May 11, 2004
the silent mantis
A charming and sodium-filled young fellow, he is a resident of teh pavilion and ate 39 ramen in 10 weeks.
the silent mantis by Sideshow Bob and Frenchy McMakeout April 13, 2004
Stannis The Mannis
Stannis Baratheon, The one true king of the seven kingdoms, the warrior of light, the grammar nazi, the ham.
AKA:
The daughter-burning, brother-slaying, priest-fucking son of a gun.
Old tales say that once you see him in front of you, you start feeling the urge to bend the knee.
AKA:
The daughter-burning, brother-slaying, priest-fucking son of a gun.
Old tales say that once you see him in front of you, you start feeling the urge to bend the knee.
"Dany is so boring, we need The Mannis back in our lives! "
*When there's only one slice of pizza left*
-I AM STANNIS THE MANNIS AND THIS IS MINE BY RIGHT.
*When your wife questions your financial decisions*
-Are you really going to waste hundreds of dollars on THAT?
-Thousands.
+Do you know what Stannis said when Ser Davos told him he was going to have less fans if he kept burning people alive?
-No
+Fewer.
*When there's only one slice of pizza left*
-I AM STANNIS THE MANNIS AND THIS IS MINE BY RIGHT.
*When your wife questions your financial decisions*
-Are you really going to waste hundreds of dollars on THAT?
-Thousands.
+Do you know what Stannis said when Ser Davos told him he was going to have less fans if he kept burning people alive?
-No
+Fewer.
Stannis The Mannis by KingOfTheAshes July 31, 2017
House the Manister Man
Also known as "Ben Harrison" a corrupt businessman best known for his Real Estate company with former co-owner, Jonas Micah Abernathy III. He is a direct relative of Benjamin Harrison (the 23rd President of the United States)
House the Manister Man by John Autismo August 29, 2022