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themanism 

1. noun: a person notorious for stalking random girls online. 2. verb: the act of stalking random girls, mostly on social networking sites.

themanism refers to the act of stalking random girls, mostly on social networking sites. This behavior is typical among loser guys who would not dare to look a girl straight into her eyes in real life. Characteristic traits of these guys is adding random girls whom they rarely know as 'friends' on social networking sites, liking and commenting on every activity of the girl and stalking the girl till she removes the guy from her friends' list.

An easy way to identify a person exhibiting themanism is checking out their recent activity on social networking sites. Their activities would usually consist of status messages targeting girls and comments only on girl's profiles.
Dude, Jack exhibits typical themanism. He 'likes' Julie's status which reads PMS is the worst a girl can go through!

Gosh, this guy is a typical theman. He updates his status message on Facebook every ten seconds with random songs to convey a message about how lonely he is without a girl friend.
themanism by suryaa.theman April 23, 2011
Words you can keep

Thommanism 

One to be touched by the works of angel without even knowing he exists.
I can't believe he's gone, but he did so many good things in his lifetime. A true member of Thommanism.

Teganism 

It's not a religion, it's a way of life.

Naturally you refer to yourself as a "Teganist". This is when your world revolves around Tegan Quin, and food maybe.
Male friend 1: Hey, do you want to go to prom with me?
Female friend 2: No sorry, it's not allowed.
Male friend 1: What do you mean "it's not allowed"?
Female friend 2: I experienced the "Tegan Effect" a few days ago. I ended up having a pretty bad but enjoyable case of "Tegan Syndrome" so I converted from Scientology to Teganism. Tegan will protect me from Tom Cruise.
Teganism by teganeffect June 6, 2013

Thomasism 

The equal distribution of Thomases. This word was created by the lord of immersion so he wouldn't get In trouble with the lady of immersion and the queen of pandas for being a communist.
Thomasism will one day rule over this weak world.
Thomasism by Mxr definitions February 7, 2020

themanifork 

someone w the fattest ass 🤤
did u see themaniforks new tiktok ? i did!
themanifork by anonymous January 16, 2022

Tehanism 

Tehanism is the way of life for the believers of the true god Tehan.
All Praise Tehan.
Ring finger Down !
Tehanist Crack-head: *raises palm with the ring finger down.
Non-Believer: What's that.
Tehanist Crack-head's sidekick: That my friend, is the way of Tehan.
Tehanist Crack-head: If you want to know more about Tehanism, join MUN.
Tehanism by Purple Piper October 5, 2022

TheManslayer 

A person who cannot make his own decisions and thus relies on an internet message board.

Also, a guy who loves 16 year old girls and still lives at home with mommy and daddy.
What should I eat tonight?

Is a dating a 16 year old at 21 wrong?

What about a 17 year old?

Oh man, I just bought a HDTV yet I still live at home with my parents.
TheManslayer by Mr. Opprotunity September 11, 2005
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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