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The Malcolm

When your friend invite someone to a league of legends games, but you don't want to play with them because they suck. So you lie and tell them you have another friend.
I just did a The Malcolm to Thomoh
by AssCupid October 28, 2019
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The Mighty Malcolm

When a man makes out with a girl after she had just finished performing the act of fellatio on a different man. The man receiving the blowjob tends to be Mexican and disgusting.
Guy 1: Dude! I made out with a hot chick last night.
Guy 2: Yah, too bad she sucked my dick right before that. she totally gave you the Mighty Malcolm bro.
Guy 1: Oh shit..
Guy 2: How's my semen taste faggot?
by blumpkin27 October 30, 2011
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The 'Rare Malcolm'

The name given to someone with the uncommon name "Malcolm" amongst a group or community in which only one person called Malcolm exists.
I had a lengthy chat with the 'Rare Malcolm' the other day.
by Mr Tindall January 7, 2017
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malcolm in the middle

The best sitcom ever! A show both me AND my 6-year-old daughter can relate to, as it portrays the everyday funniness of REAL AMERICANS partaking in REAL LIFE.
"I could watch reruns of 'Malcolm' forever,it's so cool!"
by Nastina August 9, 2005
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Malcolm in the Middle

Like The Simpsons, but with real people. A good show that makes fun of everyday life situations in a clever way and I'll never get tired of watching.
On Malcolm in the Middle the kid that plays Reese is the best-looking and Frankie Muniz is sort of cute, but that kid with the monkey ears and the big nose is really ugly.
by fags-in-the-shower July 24, 2008
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malcolm in the middle

when two girls have a threesome with a nerd, usually out of pity
Mary and Jane made that geek's dream come true with a malcolm in the middle.
by aperfectdefect March 20, 2009
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Malcolm in the Middle

A show wherein 20-year-old actors play 16-year-old boys acting like 10-year-old kids. Watching it is an extreme and immediate danger to one's IQ.
Do you watch that show, Malcolm in the Middle?

I did once, then I couldn't figure out how to put on my goddamned underwear for a week.
by Anonymity from Anonymityville January 13, 2007
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