When your friend invite someone to a league of legends games, but you don't want to play with them because they suck. So you lie and tell them you have another friend.
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The name given to someone with the uncommon name "Malcolm" amongst a group or community in which only one person called Malcolm exists.
by Mr Tindall January 7, 2017
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On Malcolm in the Middle the kid that plays Reese is the best-looking and Frankie Muniz is sort of cute, but that kid with the monkey ears and the big nose is really ugly.
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Do you watch that show, Malcolm in the Middle?
I did once, then I couldn't figure out how to put on my goddamned underwear for a week.
I did once, then I couldn't figure out how to put on my goddamned underwear for a week.
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