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The Mac Eject Noise
The sound that a computer made by Apple makes when ejecting a CD/DVD. This noise just so happens to be better than sex. Even sex with Gary Oak, and trust me, that is good sex.
So, the other day my girlfriend was giving me oral, but no matter how hard I tried, I just couldn't blow my top :(
She was at it for 40 minutes and it had reached the end of that Marvin Gaye album. Low and behold as she ejects the CD from my mac, pow right in the kisser!!
She doesn't like the taste, it was bad. She now hates The Mac Eject Noise :(
She was at it for 40 minutes and it had reached the end of that Marvin Gaye album. Low and behold as she ejects the CD from my mac, pow right in the kisser!!
She doesn't like the taste, it was bad. She now hates The Mac Eject Noise :(
The Mac Eject Noise by Sithspitz November 8, 2011
The Mac Attack
The Mac Attack by k@s3ym@cf0sh0 January 28, 2009
the mac dubbel
A hoe who sucks cock on Roblox makes up her age acts like a pussy but she's only in 5th grade a Roblox gang banger who hangs out at gdk city will sell her pussy for 5 dollars will eat dick/pussy for clout
~~~~~~~if this gets popular I will be willing to sell her 50$ per hour have a great day
Made by owner Nasty_bandz
~~~~~~~if this gets popular I will be willing to sell her 50$ per hour have a great day
Made by owner Nasty_bandz
the mac dubbel by NASTY_BANDZ NIGGA WHAT YOU THK May 4, 2018
The mac daddy
The mac daddy by The Mac Daddy March 6, 2021
Smack the MAC
to get money from an automated teller machine; from a time period lasting from the mid-1980's to the mid-1990's when ATM machines were referred to as "Money Access Centers"
Smack the MAC by marv3000 January 12, 2020
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Ratfucker
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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