A giant, infectious, four-limbed insect covered in skin.
Holy crap! Did you see The Kunde cross the stage?! One minute it was there and then POOF it was gone!
by Actaeon170 January 27, 2012
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An emerging combination of narcotics in the country of Scotland that makes you enter a new dimension, it is packed together and snorted or for the more adventurous it can be smoked

The combination can vary but it usually consists of Cocaine, Ketamine, Ecstacy and Amphetamine

This produces a special type of high and is only experienced by the veterans of the drug game, some choose to add other substances depending on what there is there and then
rob: "awrite garry, bit bored of the green so you got any of that new kunde shite?"
garry: "aye rob nae worries I'll sort you oot, winna be cheap though ken"
rob: "cannae expect much else eh its a proper jail drug eh"
by gary_smith October 20, 2019
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A potent mixture of coke, speed, ketamine, mandy, meth and heroin. Mainly consumed in scotland kunde is certainly not for the average persons consumption
Oi yi got any kunde gadjie?
Aye pal 14 g
by Bigbaws24 October 12, 2019
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Is a white person who usually has black features such as a large penis and big lips. This person is exceptionally good at basketball and Halo. Will beat women if necessary! Makes the best popcorn in the world and a man of good humor and deep intellect. Is an AMAZING cuddler and usually makes the best type of boyfriend. Has a very distinct laugh and good memory when it comes to quoting movies. Has an extremely deep voice.
I got to lay in bed with a kunde last night.

"Thats Michael Jordan"
"no thats just kunde playing bball"
by Kunde1234 April 19, 2010
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An uncommon last name of the German/Norweigen background;
One who is superior to all
"I wish i was as badass as that Kundes guy"
"Yeah, hardcoreness!"
by TisithYar! March 26, 2010
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keeshond science (keeshondkunde in Dutch) is the science that studies the keeshond in its pursuit of sweetness
by Tibo de keeshond December 5, 2021
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