The Ken-Tucky

Def 1.The act of tucking a penis between ones legs, giving way to the appearance of a vagina. Often done as a last minute attempt to make a friend laugh or performed in the mirror by confused sociopaths to the tune of 80s pop music.

Def 2.Playing out a sick fantasy in the attempt at replicating Ken Dolls shiny dickless mound by way of a good pube wax and solid tuck job for ones own self gratification...? most likely stemming from an extremely lonely childhood.

Ex.
Shane-Eh bro quick question, tucked in or out?
Jonas- Aww come on dude, gross!
Shane- (Extreme Laughter) The "Ken-Tucky" makey Jo feel yucky!!
Jonas-Feel better now perv?! (looking away) God Damn your sick!
Shane- (lip pop) It's ok to be turned on, just tell me I look good!
Jonas- (glancing back) Bro! untuck your shit!
Shane- Untuck what and call me sistaa.
Jonas- I'm outta here before I end up on Dateline.
Shane- Haha silly willy(hands on hips looking into a mirror) I kinda like it.
Jonas- WTF!?! (door slam)
Shane- Forget him its just me and you tonight SLUT!

Sen.
Jeffery is totally freakin me out man, the chap stick every five minutes, burning me glam rock CDs and don't forget the Ken-Tucky routine, it was only kinda funny the first time!

Would you fuck me? Cause I'd fuck me!

Last Halloween my girlfriend and I were Barbie and Ken and so long story short I gave the pubes a good thrice over with some quality wax, packed away the goods, (chuckles) and u should have seen her face when she tried going down on me that night only to find a reflection off a beautifly played "Ken-Tucky."

The Ken-Tucky by GWizz September 6, 2012

The Kentucky thumb 

The Kentucky thumb is after a sexual maneuver you stick your thumb in her anus to make sure she is all right

Hey Scott, I heard you gave your girl the Kentucky thumb last night

The Kentucky thumb by Goddangitbobby May 20, 2021

the Kentucky plug 

A sexual position in which one plugs a hole with their thumb

Girl your getting the Kentucky plug tonight

the Kentucky plug by Lastnightguss May 20, 2021

the kentucky thumb 

When you're getting hot and heavy with a girl and she starts her period so sticking your thumb up her vagina to stop the bleeding.

I was starting to have sex with a girl off tinder when she suddenly started her period, I gave the the Kentucky thumb and let her give me head instead.

the kentucky thumb by SSGBB May 20, 2021

What in the kentucky fried fuck 

when something baffles you so much that you can't say anything but this, this is the only thing you can say when something baffles you so much

Person: *kills your entire team in 5 seconds
Person 2: What in the kentucky fried fuck?

What in the kentucky fried fuck by EpicWordDefiner May 4, 2020

The Kentucky Plug (sex position) 

When you use your thumb to make your partner orgasm and then use said thumb to plug a mortal wound in a major artery.

"How has it been with the wife, Scott?"

"Not good Brandon, she's been mad at me since I used the Kentucky Plug."

The Kentucky Plug (sex position)

The Kentucky Plug (sex position) by the gushe May 20, 2021

The Kentucky plug 

When you stick a thumb into a bleeding orifice. Typically a hole in the neck.

Scott: I had to give myself the The Kentucky plug to save my life the other day.

The rest of the gun world: holy fuck thats bad ass.

The Kentucky plug by TheRealClarence May 20, 2021