The Kalean
The Kalean is typically a black male with a very large erect penis. Hes at 7 inches but is pushing on 8.
The Kalean by Susextrovert November 18, 2021
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The Kalian Effect
When you look at someone who isn't looking at you, and you look away right as they look at you, and you have to do an awkward looking back to make eye contact so you don't look like a stalker.
Athaniel: Looking at AJ's body whilst he is not looking.
AJ turns to make eye contact while Athaniel is looking away, then turns again to look into the eyes of AJ.
AJ: You just did the Kalian Effect, but it's still creepy.
AJ turns to make eye contact while Athaniel is looking away, then turns again to look into the eyes of AJ.
AJ: You just did the Kalian Effect, but it's still creepy.
The Kalian Effect by UncleBenDiesLOL November 18, 2019
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