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The Judge is a sexual position where the female lays on her back and the male places his balls in the females mouth. The male then begins slapping the female on the forehead with his penis and shouts GUILTY, GUILTY, GUILTY!!!
Example:
I heard Logan giving his girlfriend The Judge last night. I could tell by the noise of him shouting guilty and the distinct red mark on her forehead when she walked out of his room.
The Judge by Pirate55 February 4, 2009
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n. slang for male genitalia.
She really thinks her stuff doesn't stink, she needs to "talk to the judge."
The Judge by Rob Henandez March 21, 2007
A sub species of the grizzly bear, native to Michigan. It is less hairy than normal bears and is usually covered in multiple tattoos and piercings.

Frequently the judge can be seen roaming in a beat-up BMW looking for places to forage to find food and beer.

The Judge is known to party like the animal it is and then pass out instantly no matter how inconvenient the situation or location may be.

Major interests of the Judge include socio-anarchy, feminism, punk rock and DIY activities.

It is rumored that a member from the band Bangerrang is actually a Judge.

'Last night I came home and I found the Judge on my couch!'

'Last night I came home and found the Judge passed out on my kitchen floor!'
'Last night I came home and I found the Judge on my couch!'

'Last night I came home and found the Judge passed out on my kitchen floor!'
The Judge by MikeTong November 16, 2009
A Twenty One Pilots song from the album that is kinda like the song house of gold.
That song The Judge is hella dope.
The Judge by Eli the singer February 13, 2022

The judge and jury of misinformation 

Said of a person who has so little self awareness that they don't understand they're screwing up, professionally speaking, big time. The new version of saying " the emperor has no clothes on" and isn't aware of it.
Brian Stelter is the judge and jury of misinformation.

call the judge and get some fudge 

Only old ladies know the real meaning behind this phrase.
Man: Can I help you?
Old Lady: Call the judge and get some fudge

Call the judge and get some fudge 

Call the judge and get some fudge
Call the judge and get some fudge
Are you okay?

Nope.
Are you a doctor?
Maybe
Where's your MD?
Mah dick
Your DM
You tryna slide in the DMs
PARDON!?!?!??!?!?
You tryna slide in the DMs
What the fuck are you talkin about
You know, Twitter?
YUP.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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