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The Jonnys 

The Jonny's is when you take a huge hit of weed, but then start throwing up and shaking, and coughing hard. Last about 2 minutes.
Alex: hey tony u just took a one hit wonder (Gravity bong)
Tony: yeah I think I'm gonna get The Jonnys
(Bhle)
Jonny:he he threw up (bhllllleeeee)
The Jonnys by tony9999992 August 25, 2013
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The Jonny Depp 

When you're 3 fingers deep in her arse and she doesn't say stop...
I just had to do the jonny depp on my wife

the "jonny call" 

when someone usually a young women and her friend spot a cute guy and instead of being so forward and just walking up to him and acknowledging he's cute(becuase some guys heads get really blown up if u do that) they pretend to reconize him then a conversation starts up and then the exchanging of the #'s.
kiki: hey loook at the guy hes kind of cute its time for the "jonny call".
lucy: he is "ok"
lucy:hey jonny hey jonny oh im sorry i thought u was someone else.whats your name?
kiki: u look so familiar
the guy: my name is chase what are you ladies doing tonight.
the "jonny call" by leahleah October 3, 2007

Jonny the Homocidal Maniac

An extremely funny comic book series by Jhonen Vasques(The maker of Invader Zim) about an artistically challenged man named Jonny who (guess what) kills people...and he ALWAYS gets away with it with the aid of his skilled tormentors(Read I Feel Sick 1 & 2. It reveals much more about Jonny's predicament.)Over all a good and hillarious read. And come on, people. Anything by Jhonen is great!!
In Jonny the Homocidal Maniac(JtHM), the police man says,"You wasted a perfectly good baby!!"

The Edward Jonny

The Edward Jonny is a sexual act in which a friend that does not particularly enjoy the company of the other friend, goes to that friends house and receives oral sex from his mother. Such variations include hooking up with said friends sister, and touching her butt.
"Yo dude I totally ran the Edward Jonny train on Rich yesterday. His mom drank my gizz like a champ."

The blonde jonny 

When a gay guy starts jerking off while driving and right as he blows he points it out the window and trys the land it on his passengers face.
Guy 1: i was driving my 2006 white acura tsx when i blew all over alex chappel
Guy 2: wow I’ve always wanted to do the blonde jonny
Guy 1: wanna come do it with me ive drank my cranberry juice

Jonny on the spot 

Someone you can go to to get whatever you need quickly. They can provide any item or service you need "on the spot".
I need two tons of gun powder, better visit my Jonny on the spot
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