the illuminati 

Illuminat is a secret orginization said to be controlling most of media such as music gaming and news.

When your fucking paranoid friend tells you about another Gay-z rumor about him doing the illuminati hands and some bs and some stupid triangle in a musicvideo what do you do. 1. kill your friend befor he spreads the truth. 2. take him to therapy. 3. or sacrifice him for fame and peenuts

the illuminati by Mr. Bear's help and learn dict May 15, 2016

The Illuminati 

The rightful owners of The Earth. A kindhearted organization trying to rid the world of the apes that plague this earth. All hail our reptilian saviors.

Our reptilian overlords, The Illuminati, will save us from the stupid apes that plague the earth.

The Illuminati by Scrublord2000 July 4, 2016

the illuminati 

the people in charge of creating the dictionary entry wordJillian's Tits/word

we have created jillian's tits. nothing can stop us now.

the illuminati by Anonymous March 16, 2003

The Illuminati 

When get oral sex from a girl, as you cum you slit her throat and watch your cum come out the slit in her throat.

When I get that girl alone tonight, I'm going to give her an Illuminati.

The Illuminati by Jedi Magknights January 17, 2005

The Illuminati 

The historical group known as the Bavarian “Illuminati” was a secret society founded on May 1st, 1776, in the Electorate of Bavaria. The society had stated goals including the opposition of religious and superstitious influences on public life, and fighting abuses of state power. Alongside Freemasonry, they were later outlawed in Bavaria by edict. Since then, the term is used to reference many groups that claim either direct or indirect lineage from the original Illuminati, as well as Freemasons and other groups under that umbrella.

Read the following to the tune of the chorus of “Shape of You” by Ed Sheeran:

I know a place that’s new,

Where reptilians butt-fuck Jews,

Alex Jones is up in there too,

It’s the Illuminati,

Last night they were snorting glue,

Until their faces turned bright blue,

I think I saw David Icke up in there too,

It’s the Illuminati,

Ooieooieooieooie,

It’s the Illuminati,

Ooieooieooieooie,

It’s the Illuminati,

Ooieooieooieooie,

It’s the Illuminati,

Everyday cooking up something brand new,

And now they’re gonna target you!

The Illuminati by Musty Musk Man March 30, 2025

the music illuminati 

An active (public) kik Group Chat filled with rapists, chances, cheats and other scrupulous/unsavory individuals. Meant to have began before time™ was invented. Charged with the mental preservation of the New World Music and shaming of the common simian. Thought to be responsible for the deaths of hundreds of music icons (see Chris Cornell)

“The Music Illuminati strikes again! Claiming Chris Cornell in mid 2017!”

the music illuminati by THEBOOKOFYEET October 19, 2017

The Vampire Illuminati 

This is when you do "The Illuminati", but instead of just watching your cum drip out, you literally suck it out of their slit throat.

I'm thirsty, so I think I'm going to give this girl a Vampire Illuminati.

The Vampire Illuminati by Jedi Magknights January 17, 2005