A very large plump albino dwarf. Who’s favorite activities involve eating kids, taking part in family barbecues, and baptizing babies for a little too long.
John: No! It’s The Holy Pope Gabriel Mary Saint Josephine! I’m going to die!

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by Edgar Auden Philbrick March 31, 2023
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