the hobbler

Fucking a girl who is holding herself up using only crutches

Last week when your mom was on crutches, i picked up her legs and we did the hobbler.

the hobbler by Stefan + Adrun September 21, 2015

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the hobbler

Fucking a girl who is holding herself up using only crutches

Last week when your mom was on crutches, i picked up her legs and we did the hobbler.

the hobbler by Stefan + Adrun September 21, 2015

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The Hobbler

When you bring a girl home to have sex, and you hit it so hard, she hobbles out of your house!

Jeff, I saw The Hobbler leave this morning... I guess you had a great night!

The Hobbler by Wolfgang VonLoveless January 24, 2020

The Hobble

A series of jerky wobbly moves executed by an uncoordinated person when they attempt to play Dance Dance Revolution.

You see Nick and how uncoordinated he is at DDR? He's doing The Hobble, and very well, too!

The Hobble by That One Dinosaur Guy April 6, 2011

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