4 definitions by Wolfgang VonLoveless

1
When you bring a girl home to have sex, and you hit it so hard, she hobbles out of your house!
Jeff, I saw The Hobbler leave this morning... I guess you had a great night!
by Wolfgang VonLoveless January 24, 2020
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Someone that thinks that their cannabis fueled idea will change the world.
When Johnny was really high, he came up with the idea of rubber cars, so no one would get hurt in an accident. Man, he just won the Nobel Weed Prize!
by Wolfgang VonLoveless September 20, 2014
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