The Hatch

The worst Roblox event ever held to date, with The Haunt being a close second Actually, no, it isn't close. The Hatch is MUCH worse. The official game for the event has a <30% like rating and the games in it are pure slop. Not to mention that apparently Roblox used AI for the eggs.

The event first struck controversy when they allowed an infamous user by the name of "TheOfficialTeddy" to playtest the event's game. I'm not going to get into those details, if you don't know who I'm talking about then do some research. The event finally came out and oh, LORD. It was over the moment it started. Some of the games use blatant AI in their thumbnails and Roblox doesn't care.

Roblox has proven that they support generative AI and that they don't actually care about the games on their platform.

A Roblox player: "What the fuck Roblox?? I'm not playing "Find the Rainbow Toilet Morphs backrooms" and "Sprunki Killer" for an egg!"
Another Roblox player: "I know, right?? The Hatch sucks, Roblox can't make any good events anymore."

by Suzuki SV650S in blue July 5, 2025

down the hatch

Drink up. employs hatch in the sense of "a trap door found on ships."

Come on, down the hatch and forget it.

by Pingkai Liu October 3, 2005

wiens in the hatch

meaningless/dumb

"oh man! wiens in the hatch!

by Sco Ro Moe November 7, 2003

down the hatch

The act of easing your cock into an open and willing mouth, and then easing it in and out.

That damn phloosie wanted a piece, so I slid that peezy don the hatch. She took all 9 inches!

by Uberpimp May 13, 2005

Doggin' the Hatch

Simply put, it's tongue-punching someone's fart box. It's gettin all up in that ass like a dog licking the last bits of peanut butter out of the jar. Giving a rimjob, doin the dirty chocolate swirl, analingus.. whatever you want to call it, it's f*cking glorious.

Bro, I don't even care if she just had taco bell, I'm still doggin' the hatch tonight.

I've been lookin for a girlfriend for a while - it's been too long since I've had my hatch dogged.

by slipperymick August 10, 2016

snatch to the hatch

like balls to the wall but for chicks. Made up by some comedian

Snatch to the hatch, let's do this.

by lazy meerkat September 1, 2009

Nuked the hatch

Lost "nuked the hatch" - "sunk the island"



TV terms to describe a moment when something that was once great has reached a point where the finale changed how you viewed the show.

The origin of this phrase comes from a Lost episode where the cast of Lost nuked the hatch and sunk the island and ended the show in purgatory.

Thus was labeled the lowest point of the show... May 23rd, 2010

Lost nuked the hatch when it sunk the island and ended the show in purgatory.

by Purgatory Switch June 19, 2010