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The Harkins 

a sexual position where the male and female lay on there side while the male lifts the womens leg in the air and pounds her pussy till she cant walk or sit for an entire week
The Harkins do it to all your women

a sexual position where the male and female lay on there side while the male lifts the womens leg in the air and pounds her pussy till she cant walk or sit for an entire week
The Harkins by cjmecca May 19, 2010
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the hawkins 

putting ur erect penis between a persons bum cheeks and then wanking yourself off, eventually spunking on their back
ben did the hawkins on her last night
the hawkins by tom aka pokemon king November 28, 2007

the hawkins 

omg i walked in on billy doing the hawkins while on the toilet last night!

The Hawkins 

The process of easing the concerns of what used to be the hottest girl in high school while she is overweight and vulnerable by offering to have sexual intercourse with her. While engaging in sexual activity from the doggy style position, grab 3 to 4 BK Chicken Fries™ and insert them into her anus. Her cries may sound painful, but secretly that fat fuck loves the validation you're giving her. Finish on her forehead and then slip into the night never to be seen again and then post the pictures on Social Media.
I've been feeling a little self conscious lately and I guess Blake noticed because he totally pulled the Hawkins on me!
The Hawkins by FriendofBlake March 27, 2015

harking in the distance 

To have failed as the "fail whale" has.
"Hark... in the distance... the fail whale!"

"dude, you're just harking in the distance all over the place"

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
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