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The Hannah Montana 

Ever notice how handjobs often leave out the tip and blowjobs can get a little too soft?

The Hannah montana is when she puts the tip on her tongue and jerks you off till the sweet release. Truly the best of both worlds
Junn:' Hey Dann and James, I saw Lena again from highschool yesterday, you know the girl we always had steve noppen for?'

James: 'Yea, bruh, she got the sweet tits. I bet she fucks like a champ but her bj's are pretty sloppy?'

Dann: ' Seconded.'

Junn: ' Nah, bruh, she gave me The Hannah Montana after I bought her a subimba'ke dame blanche. Totally worth.'

James: ' Did she really put your tip on her tongue and jerk you off?'

Junn: 'Does the pope shit in the woods?'

Dann: 'Truly the best of both worlds.'
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The reverse Hannah Montana 

When two people pretend to be one person.
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The reverse Hannah Montana by Ego-Tist September 10, 2020
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