The Gunkening

(Pronounced-Gunk-eh-ning) The Gunkening is when everyone on earth ejaculates on December first. It’s a direct result of NNN, and usually is dangerous.It’s an important day recognized by everyone, especially males. Usually, sperm tends to dry and clump, therefore the term “gunk” is sometimes used as a synonym. Prepare weeks before, since massive gunk-zombies may appear spontaneously. The “Gunk-Zombies” usually spawn in Ohio. The best way to defeat Gunk-Zombies is by trapping them in giant socks. Although Gunk-Zombies are common, scientists aren’t sure why or how the appear, some speculate it’s from the evolution of sperm cells.

“Bro, watch out, The Gunkening is gonna

happen in a few weeks!”

“BRO THE GUNK-ZOMBIES SPAWNED!”

by GoobyGoober November 13, 2022

Gunning the motor

This is simply another word for masturbating, commonly used by members of an older, more mature audience.

guy 1: wow that chick is so hot
guy 2: your right, gunning the motor feels right about now.
guy 1: nice........don't tell me stuff like that.

by busta_nut_94 April 18, 2010

Gunning to the Officers

A prison term for masturbating to, and in front of, the female officers.

I haven't been with a woman for five years, so of course I'm gunning to the officers

by Sylaine November 29, 2012