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swubbin the groffay by seth johnson January 23, 2004
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The Geoff Word
Instead of saying fag, we say f word. As that is already taken, we say gay f word. Gay f word is then bastardised into Geoff word.
The Geoff Word by Bob The Almond January 6, 2026
Geoff "the Rob"
a name beloning to only the greatest of men. Men who don't fuck with tap water, they brew their own beer. Watchu know about brewin' your own beer? A name so exclusive to mankind, it is a international law that only the finest of babies be bestowed upon the name of Geoff.
Many would die for the opportunity to meet a Geoff
Many would die for the opportunity to meet a Geoff
mere mortal: uhhh...this is all wrapped in mitochondria right
Geoff "the Rob": I have descended down from Mount Olympus to personally tell you that nothing is wrapped in mitochondia
everyone else: IT IS A MIRACLE...ITS A GOD ON EARTH
Geoff "the Rob": I am afraid not, for I am just....a geoff
everyone else: ohhhh....ahhhhhh
Geoff "the Rob": I have descended down from Mount Olympus to personally tell you that nothing is wrapped in mitochondia
everyone else: IT IS A MIRACLE...ITS A GOD ON EARTH
Geoff "the Rob": I am afraid not, for I am just....a geoff
everyone else: ohhhh....ahhhhhh
Geoff "the Rob" by unsuspectingmortal October 21, 2011
The Devil’s Graffiti
The streaks left on the inside of the toilet bowl after a massive bowel movement, particularly those left after the toilet has been flushed.
“Dude I flushed twice and there’s still shit on the inside of the toilet.”
“That’s the Devil’s Graffiti, baby.”
“That’s the Devil’s Graffiti, baby.”
The Devil’s Graffiti by link1ater July 26, 2021
The Devil’s Graffiti
The streaks left on the sides of the toilet bowl after an explosive bowel movement, particularly after the first flush.
Them: I’ve already flushed twice and there’s still shit stuck on the toilet
Me: That’s the Devil’s Graffiti, baby. You can’t deface what’s already been defaced.
Me: That’s the Devil’s Graffiti, baby. You can’t deface what’s already been defaced.
The Devil’s Graffiti by link1ater July 26, 2021
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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