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The Groff

A nickname for the singer/actor Jonathan Groff who has starred in Spring Awakening and most recently had a guest starring role in the hit show "Glee".

Also can be used in place of the word 'awesome'
"Did you see the Groff performance last night? It totally rocked my socks off."
by JR46 May 5, 2010
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swubbin the groffay

to take hits from a bong
the other night i was pulling out a charlit because i swubbed the groffay too much
by seth johnson January 23, 2004
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The Geoff Word

Instead of saying fag, we say f word. As that is already taken, we say gay f word. Gay f word is then bastardised into Geoff word.
It’s impolite to use the Geoff Word
by Bob The Almond January 6, 2026
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Geoff "the Rob"

a name beloning to only the greatest of men. Men who don't fuck with tap water, they brew their own beer. Watchu know about brewin' your own beer? A name so exclusive to mankind, it is a international law that only the finest of babies be bestowed upon the name of Geoff.

Many would die for the opportunity to meet a Geoff
mere mortal: uhhh...this is all wrapped in mitochondria right

Geoff "the Rob": I have descended down from Mount Olympus to personally tell you that nothing is wrapped in mitochondia

everyone else: IT IS A MIRACLE...ITS A GOD ON EARTH

Geoff "the Rob": I am afraid not, for I am just....a geoff

everyone else: ohhhh....ahhhhhh
by unsuspectingmortal October 21, 2011
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The Devil’s Graffiti

The streaks left on the inside of the toilet bowl after a massive bowel movement, particularly those left after the toilet has been flushed.
“Dude I flushed twice and there’s still shit on the inside of the toilet.”

“That’s the Devil’s Graffiti, baby.”
by link1ater July 26, 2021
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The Devil’s Graffiti

The streaks left on the sides of the toilet bowl after an explosive bowel movement, particularly after the first flush.
Them: I’ve already flushed twice and there’s still shit stuck on the toilet

Me: That’s the Devil’s Graffiti, baby. You can’t deface what’s already been defaced.
by link1ater July 26, 2021
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