The Goucho

When your girl promises you sex, but then passes out, so you ejaculate across her upper lip and pull her hair over it and wait for it to dry

We were supposed to bang last night but she passes out so I gave her The Goucho.

The Goucho by Gau "ouch" oh October 27, 2025

The Groucho Marx 

To place male genitals over the eyes of a sleeping person, whereas the penis lays along the bridge of the nose.

Ha, did you see the picture of Cindy getting The Groucho Marx?
Dumb bitch should not have fallen asleep at the party.

The Groucho Marx by Lord Gekko May 8, 2008

Smokin the Gouch 

To vigorously suckle and/or chomp upon the taint/perineum area of another person or thing.

The priest dropped his pants and made me smoke his gouch because I farted duing the sermon; I had just learned how smokin the gouch process was.

Smokin the Gouch by Danny Grasso October 16, 2008

The Gouch 

An invisible Bully.

Arnold what happen to? The Gouch Chased me home.

The Gouch by Vegaz Chichester January 1, 2012

cookin with the gauchos 

Hot tubbing with the boys

Hydrohotties and freebikers LOVE cookin with the gauchos

cookin with the gauchos by TH Dawg August 18, 2009

free the gouch 

a phrase used by those who are victim blamers and think sexual harassers should be let free

Bob: "FREE THE GOUCH!"
Jeff: "You never get laid bro, do you?"

free the gouch by anon1569 May 14, 2021

The Donald Goucher 

an act where the attendee stares into a mirror and chants the name Donald Goucher repeatedly. The act of this is supposed to grant the physical attributes of the mythological figure Donald Goucher.

Jeremy attributes his sexual prowess to the Donald Goucher ceremony he performs every morning.

The Donald Goucher by The handler March 24, 2021