The Gooser

When someone steals your girlfriend and while they’re having sex he steals her dildo and puts it in his butt.

Bro, james is such a scumbag. He stole Samantha right out from under me and gave her the gooser

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Behind the Back Gooser

When a female is in doggy and reaches between her legs to grab the male's balls.

Bro I got a chick from tinder to give me a Behind the Back Gooser last night!

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When you're hitting it doggy style and the girl reaches between her legs and massages the balls.

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When you play with a girl's feelings so hard that she believes you are actually a nice person.

Me: Yo man why your girl texting you so much, I thought you used her for pussy.
My friend: The goober effect

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The tears of spongebob and Patrick that short circuited the wiring at shell city and brought them back to life.

Look! It be the tear of the goofy goobers!

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found dominating lobbies at 3 in the morning while forgetting to eat for 16 hours straight

If caffeine were a person, it’d be thegooster.

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a pale white dude with adhd and more than 5 braincells thats nutty at every game

He's already calculated 12 ways to beat you cuz hes thegooster!

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