The Gooser

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When someone steals your girlfriend and while they’re having sex he steals her dildo and puts it in his butt.

Bro, james is such a scumbag. He stole Samantha right out from under me and gave her the gooser

The Gooser by Mattpaw716 April 24, 2023

Words you can keep

Behind the Back Gooser

When a female is in doggy and reaches between her legs to grab the male's balls.

Bro I got a chick from tinder to give me a Behind the Back Gooser last night!

Behind the Back Gooser by CleoDookieSlide November 8, 2021

Behind The Back Gooser

When you're hitting it doggy style and the girl reaches between her legs and massages the balls.

I got the best behind the back gooser last night.

Behind The Back Gooser by Btbg September 19, 2021

The Goober Effect

When you play with a girl's feelings so hard that she believes you are actually a nice person.

Me: Yo man why your girl texting you so much, I thought you used her for pussy.
My friend: The goober effect

The Goober Effect by zlong January 23, 2023

Kevin, the Goober

An inexperienced and often willfully ignorant person. Popularized by Steezy(DJ & Music Producer).

Kevin, the Goober blew out the club speakers playing too high.

Kevin, the Goober by Herbert415 August 31, 2026

the tear of the goofy goober

The tears of spongebob and Patrick that short circuited the wiring at shell city and brought them back to life.

Look! It be the tear of the goofy goobers!

the tear of the goofy goober by Alastus June 21, 2016

thegooster

found dominating lobbies at 3 in the morning while forgetting to eat for 16 hours straight

If caffeine were a person, it’d be thegooster.

thegooster by doobygooster October 24, 2025

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026