The Gooser

When someone steals your girlfriend and while they’re having sex he steals her dildo and puts it in his butt.

Bro, james is such a scumbag. He stole Samantha right out from under me and gave her the gooser

by Mattpaw716 April 24, 2023

Behind the Back Gooser

When a female is in doggy and reaches between her legs to grab the male's balls.

Bro I got a chick from tinder to give me a Behind the Back Gooser last night!

by CleoDookieSlide November 8, 2021

Behind The Back Gooser

When you're hitting it doggy style and the girl reaches between her legs and massages the balls.

I got the best behind the back gooser last night.

by Btbg September 19, 2021

The Goober Effect

When you play with a girl's feelings so hard that she believes you are actually a nice person.

Me: Yo man why your girl texting you so much, I thought you used her for pussy.
My friend: The goober effect

by zlong January 23, 2023

the tear of the goofy goober

The tears of spongebob and Patrick that short circuited the wiring at shell city and brought them back to life.

Look! It be the tear of the goofy goobers!

by Alastus June 21, 2016

thegooster

found dominating lobbies at 3 in the morning while forgetting to eat for 16 hours straight

If caffeine were a person, it’d be thegooster.

by doobygooster October 24, 2025

thegooster!

a pale white dude with adhd and more than 5 braincells thats nutty at every game

He's already calculated 12 ways to beat you cuz hes thegooster!

by doobygooster October 24, 2025