The Googs

Slang for any web search engine, particularly popular with people working too hard to be cool.

Guy: When did you say that hipster basket weaving party was?
Girl: I don't remember, just look it up on The Googs!
Guy: Totes magotes!

by CBromberg March 25, 2017

The Googs

A slang term for doing a search for a question on the search engine Google.

Lets consult the Googs on this question.

by dogyvogey January 15, 2022

On the Goog

Using Google as a search engine.

- "Golly gee, I wish I knew the lyrics to this song!"
- "You silly human! Get on the Goog!

- "Gee willikers, thanks!"

by useless_information November 30, 2009

the goods

Anything good, pussy, penis, boobies, weed, drugs, anything secretive.

When I called up my bitch for a booty call she gave me the goods like there was no tomorrow.

by Jeff December 30, 2004

Check the goods

Verifying that another person's gender is what they claim it to be. Generally refers to verifying that the female with whom you are about to participate in sexual activity does not have a penis.

When I go to Thailand I always check the goods before I pay them.

by thisistoomucheffort November 15, 2014

the goods

1. Collection of items required for some purpose, or acquired from an exchange.

2. "The right stuff" - sexual prowess/endowment.

3. See goods.

1. Hey Jimmy, you got the goods? Alright, let's get the hell outta here.

2. Dayum, that girl at the far table's sure got some nice goods.

by Tronno December 20, 2004

the goods

a phrase that can be substituted for anything, positive or negative... usually when you feel like irritating someone, "the goods" can be substituted to such an extent that the entire point of the conversation is ambiguous.

Eric: "What did you do with her last night?"
Brian: "You know... i got the goods"
Eric: "You mean she gave you dome?"
Brian: "You know, the goods"
Eric: "What?"
Brian: "The goods!"

by The Goods June 2, 2004