the goods 

Anything good, pussy, penis, boobies, weed, drugs, anything secretive.

When I called up my bitch for a booty call she gave me the goods like there was no tomorrow.

the goods by Jeff December 30, 2004

the goods 

1. Collection of items required for some purpose, or acquired from an exchange.

2. "The right stuff" - sexual prowess/endowment.

3. See goods.

1. Hey Jimmy, you got the goods? Alright, let's get the hell outta here.

2. Dayum, that girl at the far table's sure got some nice goods.

the goods by Tronno December 20, 2004

the goods 

a phrase that can be substituted for anything, positive or negative... usually when you feel like irritating someone, "the goods" can be substituted to such an extent that the entire point of the conversation is ambiguous.

Eric: "What did you do with her last night?"
Brian: "You know... i got the goods"
Eric: "You mean she gave you dome?"
Brian: "You know, the goods"
Eric: "What?"
Brian: "The goods!"

the goods by The Goods June 2, 2004

the goods 

What people call a substance or thing when exchanging the substance or thing for money in an illegal manner.

Dude, you got the goods?

the goods by tainted December 30, 2004

The Goods 

The highest compliment one can give to another regarding the character of that person...they are loyal...upright...trustworthy...timely...fashionable...hip...
wise...smart...outgoing...outstanding in character...personable...humble...accomplished...an all around gr8 person.

Yeah buddy, that Gaz is the goods...that ain't no chumpthere..Gaz is the kind of guy I want on my crew.

The Goods by Jane Nazrat March 19, 2010

the goods 

1. having something against someone.
2. a good part of someone

Josh has the goods on Sara and he'll let the whole world know soon enough.

Damn, Violet has the goods.

the goods by Ana December 25, 2004

the goods 

Lamar Odom, starting small forward for the Miami Heat. Likes weed.

Oh shit, there's The Goods with the behind the back, between the legs windmill slam all while taking a bong hit! Damn!

the goods by D Wade June 5, 2004