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The Mort Goldman

The Mort Goldman (taken from the character Mort Goldman on Family Guy) is when you proceed to beat someone and then stick pine cones in their ass .....
This motherfucker was pissin' me off so I pulled The Mort Goldman on him and now he can't walk right .....

The Goodmanson 

hmhmhmhmhmh brandy bakering bacon brix
confused young asian boy. ten balls.
The Goodmanson by mr. jenkins January 7, 2005

The Ben Goodman Effect 

The effect that explains all racism
Why are institutions racist, because of the Ben Goodman Effect

this one nigga with the last name goodman 

gay ass retarded monkey
Oh hey did you see this one nigga with the last name goodman?

yeah he’s a faggot face

The Coding Artistry Starts At 3.25Ms And Ends In 15 Hours....Nigga Goddman IT! 

The Coding Artistry Starts At 3.25Ms And Ends In 15 Hours....Nigga Goddman IT!
The Coding Artistry Starts At 3.25Ms And Ends In 15 Hours....Nigga Goddman IT!
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026