The Gillz

A Truly Magestic Being Who Is A God Among Men. Huge Penis. Awesome Lover and You Always Come Back For More.

Who is that?

That's The Gillz!!!!!

by Preppy_11 March 30, 2010

the gillis principle

The Gillis Principle outlines the proportionality between the amounts of mountain dew and marijuana that would kill an average human.

Mathematically, 1 Gillis (Gi) is the unit of either substance (Marijuana or Mountain Dew) that would kill a human when consumed within an hour. Both substances have calculated conversion rates based on experimental data.

Mountain Dew: 8823mg Caffeine = ~173 cans = 61L = 1Gi/Hour
Marijuana: 68000g THC = 971 000 Joints = 1Gi/Hour

It can be concluded using the Gillis Principle that Mountain Dew has a far higher lethality rate than Marijuana.

Friend 1: "Hey, did you hear? Jared smoked himself to death last night."
Friend 2: "Yeah that must've been a Gillis-ton of weed!"
Friend 1: "Using the Gillis Principle, that was like 971 000 Joints."

by PolChan December 6, 2014

The Gill Man

The Creature of the Black Lagoon from the old Universal Studios film

While swimming, a man was attacked and killed by The Gill Man

by Satanicus Lucifarus Ex Mortis April 8, 2008

The gillespie

Having extremely greasy pubic hair while ploofing and doing the savoy.

Oh man, I just had tons of the gillespie when i had sex with my girl this morning.

by Gillard March 9, 2007

curse of the gillette fusion power phenom

the curse that currently afflicts roger federer, causing him to lose in the semi-finals in the austrialian open and in the first round of the dubai tennis championships, and which will lead to further struggles in his tennis game. caused by endorsing the gillette fusion power phenom razor.

the curse of the gillette fusion power phenom is similar to the cubs' curse of the billy goat, except that it involves only one guy and the sport of tennis.

by BewareTigerWoodsAndThierryHenry March 10, 2008

the gillesie

when you're texas t tucking your penis (because you don't want the girl to know you have a hard on) and your shirt is tucked in and the head of the penis is pops out while your grinding on a girl and blow your load all over her dress at prom and the girl has to get a new dress because it's so messy

I gilliseed my brains out

by cumstain101 July 1, 2012

The gill gooney sex move

When you see a commuinst neck beard and decide to have anal sex with them

I went to a furry convention so I had to pull out the gill gooney sex move

by Gelo11109 January 31, 2026