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the freshmaker! 

The freshmaker! is someone who makes everything fresh, exciting, and fun.
I've just been reading entries added to The Urban Dictionary by The Freshmaker! and I'm already feeling revitalized.

The Freshmaker 

A sexual act where one person shoves Mentos up another person's ass, and then proceeds to give them a rimjob.
"She's so kinky. Last night she totally gave me The Freshmaker!"
The Freshmaker by EnolaEnoon September 8, 2015

The Freshmaker 

After anal intercourse a Mento is gently placed in the butthole.

The Freshmaker 

Sexual move where Mentos are placed in the ass of your partner, then, as you fuck in and out, a surgical tube is slid in with your cock and cola is pourd in at the same time as you cum, creating and explosion around your cock of forced pleasure.
M1: Gimmie the tube and soda, get this on video *inserts and pours while cumming, ensuing explosion of fluid everywhere*
G: *Screams as her ass explodes*
M1: *laughing* Did you get that?
M2: *annoyed and dripping in juice* My phone is soaked... do you have a bag of rice?
M1: *gives thumbs up and smirks* Mentos, the Freshmaker!

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022