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The Factory 

Little is known about The Factory. Excursions into facilities purported to be operated by them have yielded limited results, and no concrete conclusions have been reached except that they seem capable of manufacturing anomalous artifacts — and that they use mass-production techniques to do so.
The Factory keeps churning out those SCPs. If they don't stop, we might end up having them accidentally go public.
The Factory by Mad Dummy April 9, 2019
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The Factory 

The largely verbal efforts, comprised of things like genuine humor, created* nonsense, fickle wonderment, or social tricks directed at getting a woman pliant for sex.

*hence, "the factory"
(in pursuit) I had the factory churning overtime with that one.
The Factory by StoriesOfBeege December 3, 2011

the factory must grow 

The factory must grow is a quote often repeatedly uttered by people who have a bad case of factorio addiction. it is in reference to building and expanding the factory that one must build in the game however factorio is about as addicting as cocain it will never let you leave.

THE FACTORY MUST GROW.
Tim: so I've heard Bob got himself a copy of factorio on steam
John: yeah let's see how many hours he has

Bob's steam account logged 48hours in the Last two days

Bob texted John the following text.
THE FACTORY MUST GROW
THE FACTORY MUST GROW
THE FACTORY MUST GROW
THE FACTORY MUST GROW
THE ENVIRONMENT MUSTN'T GROW
THE FACTORY MUST GROW
THE FACTORY MUST GROW

The factory is active 

A somewhat covert term that conveys the message that you're pregnant. Also effective in a string of other colloquial terms for pregnancy.
Pregnant woman: Guess what dude!
Other person: What?
Pregnant woman:The factory is active
Other person: .....huh?
Pregnant woman: Im preggo, knocked up, there's a bun in the oven, the factory is active. Get it now?
**Other person is stunned speachless**
The factory is active by T3h father November 11, 2010

The Factory Effect 

When someone appears attractive in the manufacturing/factor working roll at the plant, but when outside the plant they are not as attractive.
She is a solid 7 when she is at work because of the factory effect but outside the plant she is maybe a 3 or a 4.
The Factory Effect by BeardedSherbert September 13, 2025

Behind the factory of chairs 

It is a metaphorical place where you would take someone to get them pegged.
It originated when renowned chair factory in Egypt became abandoned, which made people go there to commit suspicious acts.
I will take you behind the factory of chairs if lay a hand on my brother again.

Sausage in the chocolate factory

Sausage in the chocolate factory means anal sex where the dick is the sausage and the ass is the chocolate factory.
Tom: So how was the sex?
Jimmy: It was good, me and Alice decided to try something new so I put my sausage in the chocolate factory.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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