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The Elbow 

The sore elbow of LeBron James helping to lead to the Cleveland Cavalier's collapse against the Boston Celtics of the 2010 Eastern Conference Semifinals. The Elbow joins The Drive, The Fumble, The Shot, The Catch, Red Right 88 and Edgar Renteria's Single on the list of bad memories of Cleveland sports fans that help symbolize their 40+ year title drought.
Matt: Dude, are you going to the Cavs game today?

John: Nah man, I still can't get over The Elbow.

Matt: Dude that was a long ass time ago.

John: Maybe so but since we still haven't won a 'ship since the Browns in 1964.

Matt: Yeah, and that wasn't even a Superbowl.

John: ...I hate my life...
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the elbow rule 

The rule stating that unless you can put your arms around a girl, hug her, and are able to tougch your own elbows, the girl is to be discarded and a new one should be found.

Freinds of drunk freinds should learn to apply this rule when drunk vision makes the drunk freind envision the unworthy girl who is 50 pounds less than she is.

and of course use common sense too. if you are apporaching midget size, vida guerrera wouldn't fit so midgets can use the finger rule. And Yao ming's can use the bicep rule.

p.s. if the girl is a hog beast then the rule no longer applies and for your dignities sake you should find another girl.
After careful examination of the elbow rule i realized that wendy, whom i had been going out with for 2 years, did not apply as a good candidate and therefore, it was imperative to dump her on the spot with no reason why.

the elbow rule by D-man12 November 17, 2007

Watch the Elbow 

During the act of a high five, if one is having trouble, all he need do is "Watch the Elbow." If two people are going for a high five and both look at the others elbow, the chances of a "miss" decreses nearly 100%. It will work with less precision if only one person watches the elbow.
"Hey man, thanks for the great party, watch the elbow!" Proceed with a perfect high five
Watch the Elbow by Smogger July 30, 2007

talk to the elbow

Like talk to the hand but even more insulting.
Talk to the elbow 'cause you ain't worth the extension.
talk to the elbow by spankypoo April 19, 2006

talk to the elbow

genrally used as another form of talk to the hand.
talk to the elbow because the hand is on vacation.
talk to the elbow by fythbro August 30, 2004

drop the elbow 

Questioning a fellow male if he would fuck a female they are checking out.
Q: Hey dude, drop the elbow?

A: Hell yeah! From the top rope!
drop the elbow by Big Fern December 14, 2007

beyond the elbow 

Possessing deep expertise in a complicated field, an amplification of having "got your hands dirty".
Since I don't much about that, I'll defer to my colleague, who has been beyond the elbow in that technology for many years.
beyond the elbow by Mittent July 16, 2019
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