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The King Edmund School 

The king edmund school also known as KES

Is a shitty british school where the kids are assholes and give me and many other anxiety etc
The teachers don’t do shit about bullying and care more about my skirt length
Please do not come close to this hell hole
Please if you come in contact with a Kesbian

RUN, FAR AWAY
Me: I go to The King Edmund School, what about you?
Mutual: *runs*

The King Edmund School 

A British school filled with so many white people you’d think god cummed on it
Not allowed to get haircuts or even sneeze In class without getting an hour detention
The King Edmund School meaningThat boy goes kes”
“Very whiterful!”

The king Edmund school 

It is a place filled with loads of nonces such as Mr deeley and Mr Osborne and if you refuse to let them fiddle you they will give you an hour detention p.s miss heggie is fat
O got touched at the king Edmund school

Edmund the Rizzler 

Edmund the Rizzler is a person that is very cool. He has immaculate rizz. He's epic. He treats people very nicely. He is very very very very very very very very very VERY straight. He attracts beautiful girls. He's charming. He has a great smile. He has a great personality. He has great facial features. He has a great smile. He's tall. He's buff. He's smart. He's a doctor, lawyer, he can anything even yours. He takes care of himself. You're lucky if you're friends with an Edmund. Give him a chance and he will give you the whole world. You won't regret it. He's gonna rule the world.
Edmund the Rizzler by Felixanderz August 19, 2023

The king edmund school 

King edmunds is full of prestige cunts who act like they know it all and think every boy is into them🤮🤮🤮
Student 1:I’ve been permed from the king edmund school

Student 2:I swear u just came out

The king edmund school 

The king edmund school is full of boys that think they could do wheelies, every girl has slug eyebrows and there kilts rolled up to there bums so that boys can have a “ping”
The king edmund school girl: hey

Boys from a different school: can u sort your slugs 🐌

King edmund school