The Eagle Has Landed 

The sexual position which requires one partner, and an RC airplane. To perform the position, you must first have the RC airplane on the man's erect penis, representing the runway for the plane. When all the flight checks meet standards, you may take off, being sure the penis is used as a proper runway. When the airplane is in the air, the other partner must then bend over to simulate the runway in which the plane will land after its journey around Europe. Once all the sights have been seen, you can then proceed to land the plane in the runway , which is the other partner's anus. Then the position is finished with the man ejaculating and shouting, "The Eagle has Landed!"

I finally convinced my wife to do the eagle has landed with me, and I even let her be the pilot. It was a blast!

The Eagle Has Landed by TheEagleLander December 8, 2014

The eagle has landed 

The sudden relief of finally being able to release a shit after a long period of time

One would say; Ahhh the eagle has landed

The eagle has landed by Yeah boi tings April 13, 2016

The Eagle has Landed 

Famous Words of Neil Armstrong as he guided the Apollo Lunar Lander "Eagle" in it's final stages of landing on the moon in 1969.

Houston, Tranquillity base here. The Eagle has Landed.

The Eagle has Landed by Trent S Hopkinson May 11, 2006

The Eagle has Landed 

To approve that you have got the goods on you. (I.E. Weed)

Dan: So dude, whats going on tonight?

Henry: The Eagle has Landed!

Dan: Nice....

The Eagle has Landed by ryyaann1103 July 24, 2009

The Spread Eagle Has Landed 

When your sleazy, white trash, welfare-dependant daughter comes back to roost at your home with her five illegitimate children – because she just can’t make ends meet on four handouts alone.

With the cost of everything rising, public assistance from Welfare, Social Security, Food Stamps and Child Support is no longer allowing her to live the way that she had been accustomed – and the single-wide trailer has just been repossessed!

It’s sad, but once the essentials such as cigarettes, beer, drugs, snacks, lottery tickets, magazines and pre-paid cell phone cards are purchased, there never seems to be enough money left over for the non-essentials such as rent, utilities, gas or car repairs.

Man1: I heard that C moved back in with you, with all the kids.

Man 2: Yep, The Spread Eagle Has Landed!

The Spread Eagle Has Landed by Politic Ric October 31, 2010