Theet

The plural version of the word thot. One thot, many theet.

Frat boy: "Hey man, you wanna go to that sick party tonight?"
Me, an intellectual: "Nah man, that place is gonna have so many theet."

by xX_theetmaster69_Xx November 18, 2017

Theet

an upscale of cankles
no change in leg size from thigh to feet.

She can't run, because she has theet.

by frankfiredawg November 17, 2008

Theet

Theet, used in 16th century old english, is the universal term for deficating in amounts so great they had to make a work for it.

If i ain't got anal warts ill theet...

by Ladiesman69169 July 3, 2017

two theets

I'm in a bad mood that even "two teeth" doesn't sound like English in my ears, so its fair for me to come up with a new definition for this bitch, yeah ladies and gentlemen I'm presenting to you the new right work which is "two theets" you will no longer be confused between thoot, toot, thot, tooth, theet, teeth, teeths, tits... only Theets is true everything else is fake and conspiracy by the government to be honest

I better not find you out there mentioning "teeth" like a bitch

bitch: what's up with these two teeth?
Me: its two theets Byatch
bitch: starts crying

by HentaiBlackBird September 6, 2021

Theets

an extremely stupid friend group full of imbeciles

Jimmy: "look over there, those guys are such theets"

by jenthehater2021 April 17, 2021