The Drift King

A title awarded to the finest of Mario Kart players, specifically ones in college. There is only one drift king to this day. He goes by the name of RTGame.

RTGame: "They used to call me the drift king back in college."
Random person: "Sir this is a Tesco"

The Drift King by gay.sea.otter August 14, 2021

The Drift King

A title given only to the best of the best; mainly those in college

“They called me the Drift King back in college”
“Sir please get out of my house”

The Drift King by BooksOverdue February 21, 2022

Drifting the Walrus

When you need to take an emergency shit and run to the bathroom but don't make it in time.

Last night Steven was caught drifting the walrus.

Drifting the Walrus by Sean Liam O'Brien July 25, 2019

Drifting in the Prairie 

Code word for hardcore gay anal sex. Usually done inside a vehicle with the heat turned all the way up.

-“Hey pal, wanna go drifting in the prairie?”
-“Sure thing man! I’ll get my car!”

Drifting in the Prairie by Frederick Fax Bear December 10, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004