The Dirty Jay!
When someone has the worst case of blue balls, that they spontaneously ejaculate on there keyboard whilst in voice chat with people, hence The Dirty Jay.
The Dirty Jay! by Taylerlautni January 17, 2017
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The Dirty Jay
A filthy sex act where you swipe your grandpa’s crusty, toe-cheese-ridden old slippers and fuck them raw like a geriatric fleshlight. The stale foot sweat and fuzzy texture turn it into peak deviant pleasure while you apologize to the ancestors.
"Caught my roommate doing The Dirty Jay—balls deep in Pop-Pop’s slippers, moaning about the 'vintage grip.'"
The Dirty Jay by Mr. AnonymousUK May 2, 2026
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The Dirty Jay Leno
The act of eating a girl out while she shits on your chin, said shit will stick to your chin making it seem larger like Jay Leno's Chin.
Bratcher- Man i was tasting some cunt nectar from the goregous girl this morning and she shit on my chin! The worst part is when i backed away it stuck to my chin!
Tyler- Man thats called "The Dirty Jay Leno!"
Tyler- Man thats called "The Dirty Jay Leno!"
The Dirty Jay Leno by Tyler1994 April 4, 2011
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