The Dirty Jay

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A filthy sex act where you swipe your grandpa’s crusty, toe-cheese-ridden old slippers and fuck them raw like a geriatric fleshlight. The stale foot sweat and fuzzy texture turn it into peak deviant pleasure while you apologize to the ancestors.

"Caught my roommate doing The Dirty Jay—balls deep in Pop-Pop’s slippers, moaning about the 'vintage grip.'"

The Dirty Jay by Mr. AnonymousUK May 2, 2026

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The Dirty Jay!

When someone has the worst case of blue balls, that they spontaneously ejaculate on there keyboard whilst in voice chat with people, hence The Dirty Jay.

flea: "omg did you hear that Kevin did The Dirty Jay! on Discord last night?"

The Dirty Jay! by Taylerlautni January 17, 2017

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The Dirty Jay Leno

The act of eating a girl out while she shits on your chin, said shit will stick to your chin making it seem larger like Jay Leno's Chin.

Bratcher- Man i was tasting some cunt nectar from the goregous girl this morning and she shit on my chin! The worst part is when i backed away it stuck to my chin!

Tyler- Man thats called "The Dirty Jay Leno!"

The Dirty Jay Leno by Tyler1994 April 4, 2011

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The Dirty JayBattams

to make a chicken peck at your balls and then cum all over the chickens egg laying area, then proceeding to suck the chickens neck whilst fingering your anus

The dirty jaybattams farm animal

The Dirty JayBattams by gingerloll February 21, 2011

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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