The Dirty Jay

A filthy sex act where you swipe your grandpa’s crusty, toe-cheese-ridden old slippers and fuck them raw like a geriatric fleshlight. The stale foot sweat and fuzzy texture turn it into peak deviant pleasure while you apologize to the ancestors.

"Caught my roommate doing The Dirty Jay—balls deep in Pop-Pop’s slippers, moaning about the 'vintage grip.'"

The Dirty Jay by Mr. AnonymousUK May 2, 2026

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The Dirty Jay!

When someone has the worst case of blue balls, that they spontaneously ejaculate on there keyboard whilst in voice chat with people, hence The Dirty Jay.

flea: "omg did you hear that Kevin did The Dirty Jay! on Discord last night?"

The Dirty Jay! by Taylerlautni January 17, 2017

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The Dirty Jay Leno

The act of eating a girl out while she shits on your chin, said shit will stick to your chin making it seem larger like Jay Leno's Chin.

Bratcher- Man i was tasting some cunt nectar from the goregous girl this morning and she shit on my chin! The worst part is when i backed away it stuck to my chin!

Tyler- Man thats called "The Dirty Jay Leno!"

The Dirty Jay Leno by Tyler1994 April 4, 2011

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The Dirty JayBattams

to make a chicken peck at your balls and then cum all over the chickens egg laying area, then proceeding to suck the chickens neck whilst fingering your anus

The dirty jaybattams farm animal

The Dirty JayBattams by gingerloll February 21, 2011

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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