The Dexter
When you have an explosive diarrhea shit but the hemroids burst causing the blood spatter to spray all over the bowl.
The Dexter by Greg from The Committee May 31, 2023
The Dexter Effect
The Dexter Effect by Jamick December 19, 2010
Related Words
The Dexter • the Dexter Dilemma • The Dexter Effect • The Point Dexter Paradigm • Dexter the cat • dexter the texter • the case of charles dexter ward • The Deeter • Department of the Deterior • the size of someone's handwriting can determine the type of personality they have. People with small handwriting tend to be shy, studious and meticulous, whereas outgoing people who love attention will have larger handwriting.
the Dexter Dilemma
When a man acts so zesty around women it's impossible to tell if he's a simp or just gay
(a modern 'simp or gay?' take of the TV show Dexter where the mc is both a detective and a murderer)
(a modern 'simp or gay?' take of the TV show Dexter where the mc is both a detective and a murderer)
"Hey he keeps getting his nails done to hang around those pretty girls. That's a solid case of the Dexter Dilemma right there."
the Dexter Dilemma by CabbagesShouldBeRed April 10, 2024
dexter the texter
The person that is useless to have a one on one real conversation with. Is so busy texting with either hand or both, or talking on a cell, and having a half-assed conversation, so you what ever and leave and they don't even notice or care even less.
dexter the texter by Guido1 February 24, 2010
The Point Dexter Paradigm
Tiffany: Eww, Tommy’s so gross
Emma: You’re right… but what if he’s packing
Tiffany: No way. Just look at him
Emma: But what about the Point Dexter Paradigm?
Emma: You’re right… but what if he’s packing
Tiffany: No way. Just look at him
Emma: But what about the Point Dexter Paradigm?
The Point Dexter Paradigm by UIU Speed Team March 9, 2022
Dexter the cat
Dexter the cat by XBshcbedhvbch August 14, 2023
the case of charles dexter ward
One of HP Lovecraft's longest stories, and my personal favorite by him. Contains one of the best lines ever:
"Shoot Dr. Allen on sight and dissolve his body in acid. Don't burn it."
If you liked other Lovecraft stuff, don't miss this one!
"Shoot Dr. Allen on sight and dissolve his body in acid. Don't burn it."
If you liked other Lovecraft stuff, don't miss this one!
the case of charles dexter ward by kevhanel August 8, 2006
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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